A fun little game.
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@schreiberbike said:
I wish for a grant extension - or to have a job which is not grant funded.
Granted, but by me granting you this wish you new job has actually been created by a grant, therefore causing a rift in time and space and the earth implodes leaving only a small poodle floating in space, which then explodes and now you feel horrible.
I wish I could better estimate my time needed to model a new project.
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Granted but then now you are horrified every time there's one so you don't even start doing it.
I wish I'd bought more beers so I had (at least) one more now.
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Granted but then now you are horrified every time there's one so you don't even start doing it.
I wish I'd bought more beers so I had (at least) one more now.
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Granted, but you become drunk and keep wishing for more, and each wish is granted, leading to a never-ending downward spiral of inebriation.
I wish I had ice cream for dinner.
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so go to 31 flavors, the inebriation thing sounds better.
I wiah I had some help
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Granted, it's help with spelling.
I wish I didn't have as much schoolwork to do every day.
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Granted but then you remain undereducated in all your life and need to do inferior jobs...
I wish I didn't have to go to work now (and work extra hours in the afternoon).
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Granted. You can go to work in the evening and work all night
I wish my mailbox wouldn't be always chock full with silly adverts
Anssi
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Granted. Now it will be full of boring adverts.
Wish I didn't have to work all weekend.
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Granted, you are spending your weekend with me nursing conjunctivitis.
I wish I had not inadvertently passed on my pink eye to my 7.5 months old son.
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Granted -- you did it on purpose! I hope you both get well soon.
I wish I hadn't written that "on purpose" thing. I don't want Guite feeling worse.
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Granted, but now your grant fell apart and you need to re-grant his wish.
I wish that Christmas was sooner.
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Granted but it's only sooner for you so no-one else ralizes it and you get no presents at all.
I wish I weren't so lazy to go down for a(nother) beer!
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Granted, But now you're to lazy to open the bottle.
I wish that putting books under pillows actually sent the information in them to your brain.
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Granted, all those playboys you have under your pillow is now deeply rooted in your brain.
I wish You would now share them with us.
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Granted, , there you go, I have shared all of them that I have, that is none.
I wish that I had a program that automatically made scripts and programs.
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Granted, your brain can now make scripts and programs with no input from outside sources. On a related note, your scripts and programs no longer produce anything but error messages.
I wish I could eliminate world hunger.
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Granted, but the way that you are able to do it is through complete self-sacrifice, and the day after you die (from starvation) everyone relying on you gets hungry again.
I wish that all viruses, bugs, spy ware, etc. Would vanish and never come back so that I didn't have to have any huge programs to keep them of of my computer.
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Granted, but millions of people around the world, formerly employed by companies that combat such things, are now unemployed. It has a domino effect on the global economy. Google goes bankrupt. There will be no more SketchUp. I hope your satisfied, mister!
I wish one of my contractors would just do all changes for free, so I wouldn't have to deal with his change order proposals.
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Granted, but now he is making hundreds of change orders and implementing them for free withought asking or telling you.
I wish that I did not feel obligated to keep this game going. Why do I, anyway?
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