A fun little game.
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Granted but now that you can only see the 'big picture' you have to be promoted to 'upper management' because you can no longer produce any work. Seeing the big picture as you do, you find life at the top very pointless and consider suicide. You spend most of your waking moments wishing you were once again detail oriented.
I wish my lawn tractor hadn't ran out of gas. The lawn is only half mowed (Oh the inhumanity!) and I haven't had time to go get more gas.
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granted, it now uses a fuel cell based on the flammable salt water findings earlier this year and you now have to pay a tech 500 dollars a month in maintenance.
I wish I had last weeks and this weeks pay checks in my bank right now. (Im excited to get my 360) And that I had enough music to fill my brand new (and free) 30GB Zune.
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Granted, but all the music on your new Zune is sung by Barney (the big purple dinosaur) and friends.
I wish I knew why Ross looks so surprised in his avatar.
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Granted but don't tell the rest of us, we don't want to know.
I wish I had a laptop.
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Granted, it has 1 kb of hard drive space, a 1 by 1 inch screen, and no internet connection.
@gaieus said:
I wish Darrel's script worked (and I hadn't overwritten my previous version with this new one - see attached image Smile)
Granted, just wait a week or two.
I wish that this computer started up faster.
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granted but now everything else is slow
i wish i knew why i was playing this game
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Granted, but you then wish that you didn't know and that got granted to.
I wish I had a better palm pilot.
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granted, and with new technology it is now the size of your fingernail and you have to have a flat surface to project the image on to "touch Screen", most of the time this is on your girls...um...back.
I wish I had an "Draw Auto House" button on my computer.
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Granted, but the auto houses that your computer draws meet the needs of the automobiles, but none of the needs of your clients. You go broke because the autos won't pay.
I wish for a grant extension - or to have a job which is not grant funded.
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@schreiberbike said:
I wish for a grant extension - or to have a job which is not grant funded.
Granted, but by me granting you this wish you new job has actually been created by a grant, therefore causing a rift in time and space and the earth implodes leaving only a small poodle floating in space, which then explodes and now you feel horrible.
I wish I could better estimate my time needed to model a new project.
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Granted but then now you are horrified every time there's one so you don't even start doing it.
I wish I'd bought more beers so I had (at least) one more now.
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Granted but then now you are horrified every time there's one so you don't even start doing it.
I wish I'd bought more beers so I had (at least) one more now.
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Granted, but you become drunk and keep wishing for more, and each wish is granted, leading to a never-ending downward spiral of inebriation.
I wish I had ice cream for dinner.
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so go to 31 flavors, the inebriation thing sounds better.
I wiah I had some help
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Granted, it's help with spelling.
I wish I didn't have as much schoolwork to do every day.
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Granted but then you remain undereducated in all your life and need to do inferior jobs...
I wish I didn't have to go to work now (and work extra hours in the afternoon).
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Granted. You can go to work in the evening and work all night
I wish my mailbox wouldn't be always chock full with silly adverts
Anssi
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Granted. Now it will be full of boring adverts.
Wish I didn't have to work all weekend.
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Granted, you are spending your weekend with me nursing conjunctivitis.
I wish I had not inadvertently passed on my pink eye to my 7.5 months old son.
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Granted -- you did it on purpose! I hope you both get well soon.
I wish I hadn't written that "on purpose" thing. I don't want Guite feeling worse.
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