A fun little game.

boofredlay

I wish for a grant extension - or to have a job which is not grant funded.

Granted, but by me granting you this wish you new job has actually been created by a grant, therefore causing a rift in time and space and the earth implodes leaving only a small poodle floating in space, which then explodes and now you feel horrible.

I wish I could better estimate my time needed to model a new project.

Gaieus

Granted but then now you are horrified every time there's one so you don't even start doing it.

I wish I'd bought more beers so I had (at least) one more now.

Gaieus

Granted but then now you are horrified every time there's one so you don't even start doing it.

I wish I'd bought more beers so I had (at least) one more now.

Daniel

Granted, but you become drunk and keep wishing for more, and each wish is granted, leading to a never-ending downward spiral of inebriation.

I wish I had ice cream for dinner.

rhankc

so go to 31 flavors, the inebriation thing sounds better.

I wiah I had some help

architectboy

Granted, it's help with spelling.

I wish I didn't have as much schoolwork to do every day.

Gaieus

Granted but then you remain undereducated in all your life and need to do inferior jobs...

I wish I didn't have to go to work now (and work extra hours in the afternoon).

Anssi

Granted. You can go to work in the evening and work all night

I wish my mailbox wouldn't be always chock full with silly adverts

Anssi

Daniel

Granted. Now it will be full of boring adverts.

Wish I didn't have to work all weekend.

guite

Granted, you are spending your weekend with me nursing conjunctivitis.

I wish I had not inadvertently passed on my pink eye to my 7.5 months old son.

Ross Macintosh

Granted -- you did it on purpose! I hope you both get well soon.

I wish I hadn't written that "on purpose" thing. I don't want Guite feeling worse.

architectboy

Granted, but now your grant fell apart and you need to re-grant his wish.

I wish that Christmas was sooner.

Gaieus

Granted but it's only sooner for you so no-one else ralizes it and you get no presents at all.

I wish I weren't so lazy to go down for a(nother) beer!

architectboy

Granted, But now you're to lazy to open the bottle.

I wish that putting books under pillows actually sent the information in them to your brain.

solo

Granted, all those playboys you have under your pillow is now deeply rooted in your brain.

I wish You would now share them with us.

architectboy

Granted, , there you go, I have shared all of them that I have, that is none.

I wish that I had a program that automatically made scripts and programs.

SchreiberBike

Granted, your brain can now make scripts and programs with no input from outside sources. On a related note, your scripts and programs no longer produce anything but error messages.

I wish I could eliminate world hunger.

architectboy

Granted, but the way that you are able to do it is through complete self-sacrifice, and the day after you die (from starvation) everyone relying on you gets hungry again.

I wish that all viruses, bugs, spy ware, etc. Would vanish and never come back so that I didn't have to have any huge programs to keep them of of my computer.

Daniel

Granted, but millions of people around the world, formerly employed by companies that combat such things, are now unemployed. It has a domino effect on the global economy. Google goes bankrupt. There will be no more SketchUp. I hope your satisfied, mister!

I wish one of my contractors would just do all changes for free, so I wouldn't have to deal with his change order proposals.

architectboy

Granted, but now he is making hundreds of change orders and implementing them for free withought asking or telling you.

I wish that I did not feel obligated to keep this game going. Why do I, anyway?