A fun little game.

Ross Macintosh · 18 Jan 2008, 20:10

Granted because nodody should ever have to see a naked laser printer run by.

I wish I had endless beer on tap here at home so I'd never have to buy bottles ever again. (Cans aren't sold on my Island).

todamgood4U · 18 Jan 2008, 20:10

Granted, but it only comes in the form of those "construction" hats with the hoses to drink from.

I wish my ears would stop ringing so loud...I can't hear anything!!

boofredlay · 18 Jan 2008, 20:12

Granted but then everybody around you starts talkin' really soft which annoys you even further.

I wish I could come over to Ross' place for a bottle or three.

Daniel · 18 Jan 2008, 20:12

Granted, but the bottle or three are empty.

I wish i could turn on the TV without seeing a commercial with Peyton Manning in it.

boofredlay · 18 Jan 2008, 20:13

Granted. Now when you turn on the TV all you see are commercials with Danny and Erik Ainge.

I wish I lived in Knoxville again.

architectboy · 18 Jan 2008, 20:13

Granted, but everyone moves away when they realize that you are there again and the place becomes a ghost town.

I wish someone would respond to my post before I leave tonight.

SchreiberBike · 18 Jan 2008, 20:15

Granted, but it crashed my computer and everyone else's and now your effort to help us has resulted in great pain.

I wish I could write a ruby script.

Gaieus · 18 Jan 2008, 20:18

Granted but all you can script is to draw a single line.

I wish Darrel's script worked (and I hadn't overwritten my previous version with this new one - see attached image )

Daniel · 18 Jan 2008, 20:18

Granted, but it works too well...it works on EVERYTHING you do in SU, whether you want it to or not.

I wish I wasn't so detail oriented (sometimes).

Ross Macintosh · 18 Jan 2008, 20:21

Granted but now that you can only see the 'big picture' you have to be promoted to 'upper management' because you can no longer produce any work. Seeing the big picture as you do, you find life at the top very pointless and consider suicide. You spend most of your waking moments wishing you were once again detail oriented.

I wish my lawn tractor hadn't ran out of gas. The lawn is only half mowed (Oh the inhumanity!) and I haven't had time to go get more gas.

Masta Squidge · 18 Jan 2008, 20:22

granted, it now uses a fuel cell based on the flammable salt water findings earlier this year and you now have to pay a tech 500 dollars a month in maintenance.

I wish I had last weeks and this weeks pay checks in my bank right now. (Im excited to get my 360) And that I had enough music to fill my brand new (and free) 30GB Zune.

Daniel · 18 Jan 2008, 20:22

Granted, but all the music on your new Zune is sung by Barney (the big purple dinosaur) and friends.

I wish I knew why Ross looks so surprised in his avatar.

boofredlay · 18 Jan 2008, 20:26

Granted but don't tell the rest of us, we don't want to know.

I wish I had a laptop.

architectboy · 18 Jan 2008, 20:27

Granted, it has 1 kb of hard drive space, a 1 by 1 inch screen, and no internet connection.

@gaieus said:

I wish Darrel's script worked (and I hadn't overwritten my previous version with this new one - see attached image Smile)

Granted, just wait a week or two.

I wish that this computer started up faster.

mike d · 18 Jan 2008, 20:27

granted but now everything else is slow

i wish i knew why i was playing this game

architectboy · 18 Jan 2008, 20:27

Granted, but you then wish that you didn't know and that got granted to.

I wish I had a better palm pilot.

rhankc · 18 Jan 2008, 20:28

granted, and with new technology it is now the size of your fingernail and you have to have a flat surface to project the image on to "touch Screen", most of the time this is on your girls...um...back.

I wish I had an "Draw Auto House" button on my computer.

SchreiberBike · 18 Jan 2008, 20:29

Granted, but the auto houses that your computer draws meet the needs of the automobiles, but none of the needs of your clients. You go broke because the autos won't pay.

I wish for a grant extension - or to have a job which is not grant funded.

boofredlay · 18 Jan 2008, 20:51

@schreiberbike said:

I wish for a grant extension - or to have a job which is not grant funded.

Granted, but by me granting you this wish you new job has actually been created by a grant, therefore causing a rift in time and space and the earth implodes leaving only a small poodle floating in space, which then explodes and now you feel horrible.

I wish I could better estimate my time needed to model a new project.

Gaieus · 18 Jan 2008, 21:08

Granted but then now you are horrified every time there's one so you don't even start doing it.

I wish I'd bought more beers so I had (at least) one more now.