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    rhankc
    last edited by 18 Jan 2008, 20:28

    granted, and with new technology it is now the size of your fingernail and you have to have a flat surface to project the image on to "touch Screen", most of the time this is on your girls...um...back. 😉

    I wish I had an "Draw Auto House" button on my computer.

    Hank

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      SchreiberBike
      last edited by 18 Jan 2008, 20:29

      Granted, but the auto houses that your computer draws meet the needs of the automobiles, but none of the needs of your clients. You go broke because the autos won't pay.

      I wish for a grant extension - or to have a job which is not grant funded.

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        boofredlay
        last edited by 18 Jan 2008, 20:51

        @schreiberbike said:

        I wish for a grant extension - or to have a job which is not grant funded.

        Granted, but by me granting you this wish you new job has actually been created by a grant, therefore causing a rift in time and space and the earth implodes leaving only a small poodle floating in space, which then explodes and now you feel horrible.

        I wish I could better estimate my time needed to model a new project.

        http://www.coroflot.com/boofredlay

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          Gaieus
          last edited by 18 Jan 2008, 21:08

          Granted but then now you are horrified every time there's one so you don't even start doing it.

          I wish I'd bought more beers so I had (at least) one more now.

          Gai...

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            Gaieus
            last edited by 18 Jan 2008, 21:08

            Granted but then now you are horrified every time there's one so you don't even start doing it.

            I wish I'd bought more beers so I had (at least) one more now.

            Gai...

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              Daniel
              last edited by 18 Jan 2008, 21:09

              Granted, but you become drunk and keep wishing for more, and each wish is granted, leading to a never-ending downward spiral of inebriation.

              I wish I had ice cream for dinner.

              My avatar is an anachronism.

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                rhankc
                last edited by 18 Jan 2008, 21:09

                so go to 31 flavors, the inebriation thing sounds better.

                I wiah I had some help

                Hank

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                  architectboy
                  last edited by 18 Jan 2008, 21:33

                  Granted, it's help with spelling.

                  I wish I didn't have as much schoolwork to do every day.

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                    Gaieus
                    last edited by 18 Jan 2008, 21:33

                    Granted but then you remain undereducated in all your life and need to do inferior jobs...

                    I wish I didn't have to go to work now (and work extra hours in the afternoon).

                    Gai...

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                      Anssi
                      last edited by 18 Jan 2008, 21:34

                      Granted. You can go to work in the evening and work all night

                      I wish my mailbox wouldn't be always chock full with silly adverts

                      Anssi

                      securi adversus homines, securi adversus deos rem difficillimam adsecuti sunt, ut illis ne voto quidem opus esset

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                        Daniel
                        last edited by 18 Jan 2008, 21:34

                        Granted. Now it will be full of boring adverts.

                        Wish I didn't have to work all weekend.

                        My avatar is an anachronism.

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                          guite
                          last edited by 18 Jan 2008, 21:34

                          Granted, you are spending your weekend with me nursing conjunctivitis.

                          I wish I had not inadvertently passed on my pink eye to my 7.5 months old son.

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                            Ross Macintosh
                            last edited by 18 Jan 2008, 21:35

                            Granted -- you did it on purpose! I hope you both get well soon.

                            I wish I hadn't written that "on purpose" thing. I don't want Guite feeling worse.

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                              architectboy
                              last edited by 18 Jan 2008, 22:04

                              Granted, but now your grant fell apart and you need to re-grant his wish.

                              I wish that Christmas was sooner.

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                                Gaieus
                                last edited by 18 Jan 2008, 22:07

                                Granted but it's only sooner for you so no-one else ralizes it and you get no presents at all.

                                I wish I weren't so lazy to go down for a(nother) beer!

                                Gai...

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                                  architectboy
                                  last edited by 18 Jan 2008, 22:11

                                  Granted, But now you're to lazy to open the bottle.

                                  I wish that putting books under pillows actually sent the information in them to your brain.

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                                    solo
                                    last edited by 18 Jan 2008, 22:12

                                    Granted, all those playboys you have under your pillow is now deeply rooted in your brain.

                                    I wish You would now share them with us.

                                    http://www.solos-art.com

                                    If you see a toilet in your dreams do not use it.

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                                      architectboy
                                      last edited by 18 Jan 2008, 22:12

                                      Granted, , there you go, I have shared all of them that I have, that is none.

                                      I wish that I had a program that automatically made scripts and programs.

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                                        SchreiberBike
                                        last edited by 18 Jan 2008, 22:12

                                        Granted, your brain can now make scripts and programs with no input from outside sources. On a related note, your scripts and programs no longer produce anything but error messages.

                                        I wish I could eliminate world hunger.

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                                          architectboy
                                          last edited by 18 Jan 2008, 22:13

                                          Granted, but the way that you are able to do it is through complete self-sacrifice, and the day after you die (from starvation) everyone relying on you gets hungry again.

                                          I wish that all viruses, bugs, spy ware, etc. Would vanish and never come back so that I didn't have to have any huge programs to keep them of of my computer.

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