Friends are like underwear...
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...Some crawl up your butt... Some snap under pressure... Some don't have the strength to hold you up... Some get a little twisted... Some are your favourite... Some are cheap and just plain nasty... And some actually do cover your butt when you need them too!!
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Too much butt mentioned...are you trying to come out the closet?
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Do they itch your balls in hot weather?
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Some help you get your shit together
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Some of them are holy too
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Some you have to keep picking up off the floor.
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Some of them caress and hug you in your favorite places [like 'good' friends who are of your preferred 'opposite' gender
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Some of them will go all the way to Uranus to protect you from Klingons.
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And some you just cannot avoid crapping all over without intending to.
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Hmmmm...what is this "underwear" thing everyone is talking about?
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You have no friends Daniel.
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My Father once told me that your enemies can't hurt you. You know who they are, and can avoid them. When you get hurt it is from someone unexpected, very likely a friend. Don't expect your underwear to be bullet proof.
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what, you have a friend named Richard Holder?
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Friends are like underwear...they're not to be sniffed at
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Hmm..........Who? This
@unknownuser said:
Richard D. Holder
Richard D. Holder is president – Electrical Components, for Eaton Corporation’s Electrical Sector. Eaton is a $11.9 billion global diversified power management company.
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When they are gone you feel exposed
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