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[Stinkie]

My father once woke up on a public bench, surrounded by a rather large amount of cages with chickens and rabbits in them. His car was nowhere to be seen.

Long story short - he'd traded his Volvo for livestock.

[solo]

Sounds like a fun person to drink with.

[dale]

So that's where I got the Volvo

[Stinkie]

Gents, if you ever need anything - a car, a comfortable house in the outskirts of Antwerp - I'll be happy to broker the deal. You just keep them small animals handy. The current rate is one hamster for a large flatscreen tv.

My dad's an, er, peculiar fellow. Just yesterday, he told me he was once arrested - and locked up - for vagrancy. Oddly enough, the place he was thrown into, was, at the time, ran by my girlfriend's grandfather.

[boofredlay]

Are you sure "yall" don't live here in Alabama?

[TIG]

I'm on 'Level 10' is that a record?

[solo]

Level 10 is a bum. (hobo for y'all over the pond)

[TIG]

@solo said:

Level 10 is a bum. (hobo for y'all over the pond)

I thought that was 'Level 9' - I have transcended that...

[Rich O Brien]

So you're not a ruby guru you just hit keys thinking it's a piano and out pops a plugin!

This Friday I'm gonna write the greatest ruby ever...can't wait

[TIG]

@unknownuser said:

So you're not a ruby guru you just hit keys thinking it's a piano and out pops a plugin!
This Friday I'm gonna write the greatest ruby ever...can't wait

Some of my best Ruby solutions [OR 'designs' - I am an 'Architect' after all] are at the very least a '2-bottle problem' [red-wine] - like Holmes's '2-pipe problems'... but just a smidge sleazier...
Sometimes you must anesthetize your 'thinking-brain' to get the best out of 'what's-left'...

[dale]

With me it's just when I have a couple I feel like a new man... then he wants a couple