5 Stages

solo

Hits home...

My level 5 included calling the office with a fake stomach bug, sleeping the day away.

dale

A friend of mine just passed away and a group of us were reminiscing about a story he told, (definite Level 5)
About waking up on a patch of lawn behind a gas station. The thing was the gas station was in Seattle, and the party started in Vancouver(BC) and he had no idea how he got there. But at least he didn't marry the waitress with the stitches.

Stinkie

My father once woke up on a public bench, surrounded by a rather large amount of cages with chickens and rabbits in them. His car was nowhere to be seen.

Long story short - he'd traded his Volvo for livestock.

solo

Sounds like a fun person to drink with.

dale

So that's where I got the Volvo

Stinkie

Gents, if you ever need anything - a car, a comfortable house in the outskirts of Antwerp - I'll be happy to broker the deal. You just keep them small animals handy. The current rate is one hamster for a large flatscreen tv.

My dad's an, er, peculiar fellow. Just yesterday, he told me he was once arrested - and locked up - for vagrancy. Oddly enough, the place he was thrown into, was, at the time, ran by my girlfriend's grandfather.

boofredlay

Are you sure "yall" don't live here in Alabama?

TIG

I'm on 'Level 10' is that a record?

solo

Level 10 is a bum. (hobo for y'all over the pond)

TIG

@solo said:

Level 10 is a bum. (hobo for y'all over the pond)

I thought that was 'Level 9' - I have transcended that...

Rich O Brien

So you're not a ruby guru you just hit keys thinking it's a piano and out pops a plugin!

This Friday I'm gonna write the greatest ruby ever...can't wait

TIG

@unknownuser said:

So you're not a ruby guru you just hit keys thinking it's a piano and out pops a plugin!
This Friday I'm gonna write the greatest ruby ever...can't wait

Some of my best Ruby solutions [OR 'designs' - I am an 'Architect' after all] are at the very least a '2-bottle problem' [red-wine] - like Holmes's '2-pipe problems'... but just a smidge sleazier...
Sometimes you must anesthetize your 'thinking-brain' to get the best out of 'what's-left'...

dale

With me it's just when I have a couple I feel like a new man... then he wants a couple