Life is like ....
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My father used to say, "Life is a sh*t sandwich and every day is another bite."
I don't suppose that's the sort of thing you had in mind, though.
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Don't know how he'd feel about but worth a try!
Here's some he might consider, they're from a calendar my son bought me for Xmas...
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"You always admire what you really don't understand"
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"The ability to simplify means to eliminate the unnecessary so that the necessary may speak"
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"If you're not confused, you're not paying attention"
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"Everything in the universe goes by indirection. There are no straight lines"
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"There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line"
Or on a lighter note, here's some from the late Mitch Hedberg...
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"I have a vest. If I had my arms cut off, it would be a jacket"
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"This shirt is "dry-clean only"...which means it's dirty"
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"I drank some boiling water 'cause I wanted to whistle"
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"I want to hang a map of the world in my house, and then I’m gonna put pins into all the locations that I’ve traveled to. But first I’m gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it won’t fall down"
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"Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus or just a really cool opotamus?"
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"My belt holds up my pants and my pants have belt loops that hold up the belt. What the f$#k’s really goin on down there? Who is the real hero?"
Okay some are a bit too long but
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@unknownuser said:
- "Everything in the universe goes by indirection. There are no straight lines"
Thats surprisingly accurate
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@chrisglasier said:
How about from the same source:
"What a lot of links had to be forged before we could complete the chain of circumstance that has finally brought us here."
Considerable - but then it might be too serious for me.
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By one of my favorite authors:
"Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome."
--Asimov...and a few just to make you say, "Hmmm...."
“Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending."
"Experience is the name every one gives to their mistakes."
"Don't worry about life, you're not going to survive it anyway."
"Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep."
"I say, if your knees aren't green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life." --Calvin & Hobbes
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How about;
"Hi, my name is Gaieus, I like long walks on the beach, alcohol, easy novels, easy...." and so on "Must love SketchUp".
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@gaieus said:
@chrisglasier said:
Considerable - but then it might be too serious for me.
Then I will use it - tomorrow!
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@unknownuser said:
How about;
"Hi, my name is Gaieus, I like long walks on the beach, alcohol, easy novels, easy...." and so on "Must love SketchUp".
good
but I still think that Gaeius would help us more if he fixed his avatar image with some more fixed points
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Or maybe "Hi, My name is Gaieus, and I'm a sketch'Oholic"
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that´s better
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How about . . .
"life is like a box of chocolates. . .
but some have been laced with ExLax"
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@unknownuser said:
How about . . .
@unknownuser said:How about . . .
"life is like a box of chocolates. . .
but some have been laced with ExLax"
gai has a sparkle somewhere i think
but that was jolly good
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-David_H wrote:
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Life is like an onion...bittersweet and stinky.
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Life is like a box of chocolates....expensive, and mostly packaging.
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People with no lives live it to the fullest
This inspired me to write this:
@unknownuser said:
...I keep looking on the "half full" side of things.
...When the glass is half full, might as well drink the rest down.
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“Yet you do not know what your LIFE will be like tomorrow. You are JUST A VAPOR that appears for a little while and then vanishes away.” (James 4:14)
“This is ETERNAL LIFE, that they may know You, the only true God, and Jesus Christ whom You have sent.” (John 17:3)
“And this is THE PROMISE that He has promised us - ETERNAL LIFE.” (1 John 2:25)
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Cornel, this one desrcibes you too:
@unknownuser said:
You are JUST A VAPOR that appears for a little while and then vanishes away.” (James 4:14)
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@unknownuser said:
“Yet you do not know what your LIFE will be like tomorrow. You are JUST A VAPOR that appears for a little while and then vanishes away.” (James 4:14)
“This is ETERNAL LIFE, that they may know You, the only true God, and Jesus Christ whom You have sent.” (John 17:3)
“And this is THE PROMISE that He has promised us - ETERNAL LIFE.” (1 John 2:25)
I like it! But I also believe it, which gives me the ability to like it.
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