Porn and booze as a defense against aliens. Wow! That's probably at least as effective as yodeling, which is said to work against Martians!
I used to belong to a group called S-P-O-N-G-E (Stop Powerful Organisms from EnGulfing Everything!), and some of the senior members always swore by wasabi. Until they got eaten, that is, wasabi packets and all.
(Great images, Durant!)
--Lewis