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      Durant Hapke
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      B & S,

      Migration sandwich?

      Oh, you are all my beasts of love, beasts of nitro funkage, the lifting of Hydro, Maaction, and Wire rib.

      The eating and sharing, must follow creation -- a celebration of swanky meat, and bread.

      Get your hands on a quality loaf (not sad wonder -- crusty killer).

      Drain a can of petite sweet corn, and drain it, drain the fluids of unnecessary good (if frozen then thaw -- not much room in there with the vodka and ice trays -- so cans do the work of preservation), dice an onion, and a hand full of pickled peppers (any of your fortune).

      Mix that action with some Mayo, a splash of working it mustard (and a dash of Johnny whisker if your down with it), salt, and pepper.

      Now, chop some old cooked meat. I use stake, or some stewed el Porko, or a bit of sausage, or even the burger of grilled.

      Chop it, chop it into a mush mash.

      Now work some bread, and spoon on some apple sauce, grind pepper, and walnuts.

      Pile on the corny corn corn, and bring the chopped meat.

      Slice a melty cheese -- Monetary Jack in a boat.

      Sprinkle Cinnamon.

      Now foil, wrap it in such shiny old Apollo moon shot sheets, and seal.

      400 for around fifteen.

      Bring salad.

      Eat my celebration of teleportation .

      As you ingest the wonder of the modeling Earl, ponder lust.

      The best skin on skin contact you have ever encountered.

      Not the "business as usual" contact, rather that mind bending "god, I can't believe she/he is really going to let me do this -- I can't believe I'm doing it -- I can't be leave they're into it -- I've made it -- I'm bending time, and owning the universe."

      That's my wish for this killer new site of action, and each and every digital warrior who's balls are brass enough, stone enough, and filled with enough swollen blast capacity to get on board (sick flu shanks need not apply).

      Bring it.

      Bring this sandwich, and bring lust into your lives.

      Durant "I'm in" Hapke


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        Shaun Tennant
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        well, Durant - welcome. I have seen many familiar names hit the roll since this migration began, but for many, I expect a happieness that you are here, welcome and get creative!
        (like I had to tell you!) By the way, what is your swollen blast capacity? I think right now I'm running about 42K to 46K SBU's which as I figure is about 0.794 SBC - but maybe I have the math wrong?

        Whether they find a life there or not, I think Jupiter should be called an enemy planet.

        • Jack Handey
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          Paul Russam
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          Quote:
          Durant "I'm in" Hapke

          Yessss!

          Paul Russam
          English doesn't borrow from other languages. It follows them down dark allies, knocks them over, and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.

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            todamgood4U
            last edited by

            Glad to see you here D. Funny thing is, I'm half tempted to go home and try your sandwich. Doesn't sound half bad because you know, the stranger it sounds, the better it is. πŸ˜„

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              Durant Hapke
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              Coen,

              Brother, your efforts are appreciated -- I'll now perform the pulsing dance of nice, and send "expansive conglomerates" in your direction.

              You've brought the funk, you master funk bringer.

              I could Fed Ex Sam to you for a few days as a way of balancing the effort scales -- she's rough, and tumble, but in a squishy soft fun kind of way, and thinks you look "tasty" (always hungry, that SCK attacker).

              THE EYE!! -- THE EYE DOES NOT SPEAK!

              This:

              http://forum.sketchup.com/showthread.ph ... ght=plasma

              Is what brought me to modeling, made me work the killer 3D action.

              Monster Zero of the Stars is the noble "pimp" of THE EYE! germ.

              What happened to Glango Industries?

              What happened to THE EYE!

              Durant "when can I play" Hapke

              PS -- What will happen to said images?

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                Durant Hapke
                last edited by

                Brothers, and Sisters,

                I've been "off planet," so communication has been impossible.

                Digging in the hog hag computer bag, I found this old time music, so thought I'd re-ignite the paranoia.

                1. The meat puppets (grays) are continuing to build up and expand their various programs here on our planet.

                2. Renewed efforts to expand the capabilities of their various fighting forces is proving to be fruitful. They are now growing a new army of "zombi drive" soldiers -- a baboon maxi-male gray hybrid controlled by a modified dolphin brain.

                3. Their abuse of alcohol is on the rise, and there for must be exploited -- invite them to drink with you, then slip them extra booze.

                4. Porn is the key, buy it and leave it laying around your home, and yard.

                5. If your "Porn traps" work, and grays congregate around your area, beat them relentlessly about the head, shoulders, and spine.

                Durant "I'm hear for you" Hapke

                PS -- Coen, Sam is hot.


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                  lewiswadsworth
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                  Porn and booze as a defense against aliens. Wow! That's probably at least as effective as yodeling, which is said to work against Martians!

                  I used to belong to a group called S-P-O-N-G-E (Stop Powerful Organisms from EnGulfing Everything!), and some of the senior members always swore by wasabi. Until they got eaten, that is, wasabi packets and all.

                  (Great images, Durant!)

                  --Lewis

                  col sporcar si trova

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