Posts made by Durant Hapke

Brothers, and Sisters,

Not much in the Jack bird mood to write about the hairy ghost hands again today.

That action has really been bothering me... I've been unable to sleep, and it's just damn scary.

Smoking is not helping, and the fear aftermath is only getting worse.

It seems very, "ha, ha" I'm thinking, just another "drunken delusion," and sure, I've been there, but this is very real, and I can't shake it for the time being.

To fresh, and to frightening to share... Perhaps end of the week.

In the mean time, when I'm not in the dark corner of the can can room, I've been working on this wild cat cheetah action.

Here's my Jack on spinning numbers.

Durant "oh, that's not so bad" Hapke

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International Coen,

Bring that, I'm on your wave length, brother, but the set it of a different kind...

What your referring to, I trust is some Jack bird crazy of blazing crazy party den hooked together by said practitioner Arus Eye Baller.

Bring a sandwich and remember, we are heading down memory lane "bowels" today it would seem...

Did a search:

http://groups.google.com/group/pro-gallery/browse_thread/thread/481a0b3b21e88f83/86257e6de1a0e6a5?hl=en&lnk=gst&q=arguss+eye#86257e6de1a0e6a5

This did slap me, it hurt when I was looking, and effected the construction of my erection building tread shed.

http://groups.google.com/group/pro-gallery/browse_thread/thread/efbea926a396ee02/e241b527c76b9377?hl=en&lnk=gst&q=glango+pump+#e241b527c76b9377

I get so much milage out of all the Jack I find on these threads...

For a while is was tanks, then bug, then guns, then boats (though I didn't do a boat that I can recall... Perhaps it's time).

Bring the fertilized minds.

Wonder what this dude disappeared into?

Perhaps his Glang slaves got him alone and took him out to see the hot hog barn.

Durant "time machine" Hapke

Rock stars,

That's one crazy ride -- could really go cursing in that hog...

I'll take the wheel.

Durant "I have no ponies" Hapke

Fire it up Andy,

Rock that stone, and make it as you have -- a mad cape magic enviornment of debtchery...

Yeah, could have a bit of fun hitting the kegs in that joint.

Durant "hand me my sward" Hapke

PDC,

Bring it by, I want a couple... Not that into the idea of hitting the road to Ireland, but I understand they kick some good beer there...

That might do it.

You could get your mad happy man snake elevator all percolating it a shack like that I'm thinking...

Some curve action and a phonograph.

Durant "steel needs a bit of polishing" Hapke

Brothers, and Sisters,

Working the gland hook action.

Indulge me a bit, and tip one if you have a can handy.

Posted at the running cat render deal:

*I was singing around over at said "Area," the Maya self described users forum...

...

Not such a fun place... A bit surprising... To me at least...

I don't like to go dark, and it's its own deal...*

Very true, makes me so Jack bird happy to have a joint like this to swim in.

What about getting answers to odd and untested notions?

Jack this site, and you're all misty eyed with solid advice, or at least a bit of "kick it."

So, I have to write about this harry ghost hand, rather this pair of them, that I recently encountered -- very haunted like...

Not at the moment, have a adult date, and need to get out for a bit, and pull some wagons around the back ally.

Durant "Oh, Maya is up in my colin" Hapke

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Jumping Jackson,

Bows...

Fire it up, Tomkenson...

Yeah... It's on.

It's the new guard all around.

Pour a cold one, and light it up.

Durant "to bright in here" Hapke

Massive Model-Head,

Bring that.

Well put...

I'm about your action, it's all good to me.

Indeed I'm a good bit hung up on said rendering software... yet, not feeling to hectic about it -- though, at times, between days and drinks it appears so.

What I'm feeling is more "I play the six string, now want to handle the fussy electric...."

I want some day glow paints -- have no idea what it might lead to...

Book cover a few posts back is all about "trying things out" -- just like the space program -- "we chose to go to the moon."

Durant "work the walk" Hapke

Brothers, and Sisters,

Still looking at all the orbiting planets of "render apps..."

Yeah, I stated "apps."

Killer.

About art?

What about -- craftsman vs. artist.

Both -- misunderstood.

Imagined this for a long time.

Durant "want a new one" Hapke

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Brothers, and Sisters,

Well, I guess I'm not that into the entire rendering deal...

It's fun, but I don't know, I have been having fun, jack a boom.

Then... I started looking around, and then I was all, "wow, I want a taste of that..."

"You do?"

"Sure, it looks tasty, jack bird tasty, what's in it?"

"We have a multitude of killer action and it's all fire it up!"

So, was looking into some different Apps...

Apps...

Apps... Yeah, that's tech like.

So, I'm thinking about ways to use the story of it and then bust it out.

Rock it.

I feel that it's about "what am I doing?"

That's not a question I can run at day after all long day.

Long days....

Time to smoke and mix a cold one.

So, this nice action people over at LightUp have this deal, a render deal, and I was checking it out.

Durant "real is fake" Hapke

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EBE,

Yeah, so I see...

Your Jack bird renderings are the bomb of kabloomy.

What are you doing with your SU models when you fire them over the line into Maxwell?

Using the SketchUp plug in, or exporting from SU as OBJ's and then into Max?

Have you encountered issues about map placement?

Are you part of the attacking LBUG? (Lava Brain Users Group)...

Are you in contact with the grays?

Forget the last pair of Q's and bring the Max info if you would be so kind.

And pour a tall one, best over ice...

Durant "make it so" Hapke

Egg Bot Error,

I was all a creeping over at said Maxwell cleaners....

Your work was there, I recall the stucco... Interesting.

My mind was a bit fogged by this salsa chip flipping "hot C" that had popped by.

What about the UV issues in regards to placing large maps accurately?... Have heard a Jack bird bit of confusion about such.

You use the SU plug in to bring that action into the render world, or out put as OBJ the Jack?

I hate such musing...

I click and drink my way though most... But so it goes.

But I have a creative monster in my...

...

Groin.

A massive "I want" monster.

Right the Jack on.

Durant "click a five" Hapke

Big Bob Brother Jacob,

Yeah.... Bring it.

It's all like the Jack bird action, you have that all dialed in...

Your image "Abandoned..."

Your there.

No need for my explanations... A bit of a "bring it," perhaps.

Your on the Jack bird map, as it were.

I'd invite you to get a cold one and contemplate 0=00.

Yeah, baby, get down with AC, and work it.

Work the Thoth, and get naked.

Get naked in front of the mirror, and pull the riches.

Take that old Nintendo controller and expand.

Nice.

Durant "Render me some bottles" Hapke

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Solo Blaster Pants,

I'm sadly, not into water, as I once had my man dangler and brain sacks nearly eroded out from between my legs when I was once riding featured device.

It was a fall, a bit of a deep water off kind of a deal, and an awful attempt to get back on the ride...

A blasting sun burn, stomach tapped full with cough syrup, and all manner of hot dogs and cold cans didn't help my attempt any.

I had big baggy shorts, not a real suit if I recall... but a bit of a gap at the top that caught the machines blow flow, and created a chilly thick fluid "wind tunnel" effect all about erasing my calking gunner.

So, I'll stay away.

Durant "freedom is only so good" Hapke

Brothers, and Sisters,

Tipping a few, having a sandwich, and getting set to "push it" with some of the local curves.

What about kicking it? Yeah, it's on.

You feeling me?

Yeah, it's on, and so am I.

So, Jack bird showed this love copter to the big Sam, and she's all "no way, I want that, tell this Silver Monster Singer he's got all the mad skills... I'd do him!"

"Do me," was my reaction to that, but she's an excitable girl, and wondered what was what with all that (not always into my scribbling, but this looks "like the stuff my brother would build").

"What was what," meaning, what does one do with such a fine model... copter?

Love it, baby, that's what I told her -- a bit heavy for gaming, or VFX, I'm suspecting, but detail is a marvel, and building boats in a digital bottle is always a "bring it" kind of a deal.

There was this one dude, quite a mad carver of all manner of wood, that full on carved this crazy Jack bird Lincoln funeral train action, and it's mad cool.

Dudes named "Mooney" I think, and yeah, Samantha partied with the blade slinger.

Check it here:

http://www.warthers.com/carving.htm

Sam will some times great me with, "You glad to see me, DH?"

I always tell her "sure."

She's a fun girl.

Durant "have a run at it" Hapke

Big Blasting Silver,

My arrival here this morning is clouded by last nights beer, however the Jack bird hat must come off to you as I squint.

Bring that action, and have a sandwich.

Have a par of sandwiches and a big tall boy... And some ice for a chaser.

Rocking get a bit of pleasure lotions and get lubricated, take the day, and have a killer lay down rest.

Wondering about your experiences with Maxwell...

You use the SU plug in, or export obj to bring that action in...

Did I just hammer that out?

Did I tickle the lettered teeth in such a manner?

Jack bird light it up Mr. SS.

Durant "wondering about flight" Hapke

Fire Power Fbartels,

Yes, your on it, a Jack bird master of "bring it," when it comes to the funky shapes...

All the night light is moody make cool -- it's a full on party palace.

See that girl in the black pants? She must be talking to a friend down the hall -- a curve in white -- you know what their saying:

Girl in white, "really, this architecture is the bomb!"

Girl in black pants, "big kabloomy, I'm impressed,"

Girl in white, "I'm all about it. It's inspired."

Girl in black pants, "like a rocket, right up in front."

Girl in white, "swinging."

Girl in black pants, "don't look behind you, some freak's looking into all the curvy glass windows (that were Jack bird hard to construct"

Girl in white, "then push a button."

Girl in black pants, "you know it."

Girl in white, "it's really warm, let's take off our clothes. You have any of that tequila left?"

Girl in black pants,"sure, it's in here under the bed!"

Girl in white, "count me in, I'm on my way."

Durant "bad drama" Hapke

GTT....

What a batch of rocking wheeled action... Drink a cold one, and yeah, let the visual enjoyment out.

Future car -- master modeling?

I might make a tire.

Durant "time is my enemy" Hapke

Stunning Scottpara,

I'm digging this... Jack bird interesting.

Here's my deal about it, I would create a troff in front of the graphic that's about six feet wide -- from the base of the tank graphic out into the room -- then fill that with dirt and broken bottles.

You might want to propose that your client plant potatoes in said trench, as that would add some interesting textures to the mix.

It also might be nice to paint tread marks all over the floor, make them look like the hog just drive through.

Durant "fire a rocket at the LSD enemies" Hapke

Brothers, and Sisters,

Rendering and working at modeling a "girl cabbage" for my next installment of "oh, that's looking like a, what, photo?"

I'm feeling like writing a Jack bird play about rendering...

It would be hard to write, and need a lot of time to gestate, but I like a challenge, so may do it.

Of course it would be erotic and controversial -- some might say "pornographic," but whatever, I feel it would provide a bit of value, and we all could use more of that... Value in terms of titillation, as it were.

And yeah, I guess LSD would make an appearance in my "fantastic future" play.

I'm not much of a drug taker, not counting alcohol, caffeine, and of course nicotine, but I just think LSD sounds very hip, and it's old school in some way that I find appealing.

I've seen shows on TV that contain bits of old documentaries about taking this drug, and, brother, do they make that action look like a firestorm of a good Jack time.

Naked goings on, and people clicking away at computer screens...

Mostly doing renderings of sorts...

Watching old "what if" kinds of shows.

"What if I could model a simple book of matches, and then spend a bunch of time making it look just like some matches I could go take a photo of?"

Jack bird do it.

This started as a Kerkyteptic render or whatever.

My Jack bird bring it is in hock.

Durant "click it" Hapke

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