A dyslexic walks into a bra.

A guy walks into a doctor's office:
"Doc, you gottta help me -- I think I'm a moth!"
"But I'm a General Practitioner.
What you need is a Psychiatrist."
"Well, I was on my way to the Psychiatrist's office,
when I noticed your light was on..."

Granted, more are involved
With less of their time spent
In adding quality
To Gallery content

I wish I understood
The words of Durant Hapke
To lure him to this thread
I am sitting hopefully

Nice as ice!

I've no idea "D"
What you are saying
I am hoping you do
And not just mouth splaying

Your images are killer
Yet I've seen them before
Have you got a collection
I would like more, more, more

When gluing components
For a finish just right
This clamp will do nicely
For a joint that is tight

Outstanding style too
Have we seen it before
Easy on the eye
For your work to adore

After viewing the entries
Richard Woodcock will prevail
His simple Christmas gingerbread house
With icing of amazing detail

Congratulations Richard.

%(#800000)[Please remember the reason
For the wonderful season]

The eve before eve
Is upon us and how
So make your submissions
Five hours from now

Tom, the model you must share
So our judging will be fair

And so we have
Our second submission
Bring on some more
No need for permission

@tomsdesk said:

I will enter
if time permits;
But only if Willy plays
and not merely sits.

An entry from Us would not be wise
As We are the judges for you guys
A contribution We will make
To help you with your cookies or cake

His name is Jerry
And oh is he very
Good with small sweets
Like kiwi strawberry

His work is well known
A confection contractor
He even appeared
One night on Fear Factor

He is strong, well mannered
And so very handy
With his pretzel hammer
And tools made of candy

For cutting and sawing
Not hemming and hawing
For help with a ladder
Or ‘corn ceiling splatter

With butter caulk icing
In his tool belt
He’ll seal your house tight
So nothing will melt

In need of more help
With all of your work?
Just copy him left
And name that one Dirk

If you copy to the right
You can name this guy Fred
You simply cannot go wrong
With his skill’d gingerbread

If you copy him back
Name that new one Steve
Just keep a tight eye
‘Cause he likes to leave

Copy one to the front
Give him the name Gruber
He’s just what you need
A real master roofer

Jerry has a fine friend
Named Peabody Longfellow
He was lovingly made
Out of two big marshmallows

He’s not that much help
As you will find out
Lest you melt him down
And use him for grout

Have fun with your houses
As much as you can
Just try not to eat up
Our gingerbread man

For help from this worker
You’ll find he’s real quick
Here on this small image
You’ll need to mouse click