Granted, but you become drunk and keep wishing for more, and each wish is granted, leading to a never-ending downward spiral of inebriation.

I wish I had ice cream for dinner.

Granted, but all the music on your new Zune is sung by Barney (the big purple dinosaur) and friends.

I wish I knew why Ross looks so surprised in his avatar.

Granted, but it works too well...it works on EVERYTHING you do in SU, whether you want it to or not.

I wish I wasn't so detail oriented (sometimes).

Granted, but the bottle or three are empty.

I wish i could turn on the TV without seeing a commercial with Peyton Manning in it.

Granted, but you soon see the error of your wish when everytime you look up you see the underside of countless automobiles.

I wish I could stay away from this thread for a day. Bye Bye....see you Wednesday.

Granted, but he changes it to this....which causes you even more emotional distress.

I wish I could get paid for sketchupping all day.

Granted. Your vacation has been canceled and you have to work....for free....while everyone else gets to play outside.

I wish the feral cat the women at the office feed would let me pet her, so the women would get jealous.

Granted. But I assembled Barbie's Dream House for my neice one Christmas and it wasn't that hard, so you shouldn't have any problems.

I wish I had a dishwasher (besides a sinke full of soapy water and my two hands).

Hmmm...2 responses to Boo?

Jackson, granted you are bad. Your so bad you spend the rest of your life running from interpol and never have a moments peace.

rhankc, granted. But badboy Jackson comes along and swindles you out of your patent, so you never reap the rewards.

I wish I could read and speak the Russian language.

Granted. Your an Oscar Meyer weiner, and your thrown on the grill, but then fall on the ground and the dog gobbles you up.

I wish today was 48 hours long and the client expecting something today wouldn't call (I have a LOT of work to do today!).

Granted, but it's putt-putt golf.

I wish FormFonts would make custom people components that look like us.

Granted. But I prepared the sushi. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wish it were 5:30 (quitting time) right now.

Granted. But they are all wearing their rubber chicken clothing, and the bullets just bounce back to you.

I wish Durant Hapke would post on here more.

Granted, but it takes you another two days to come up with a wish big enough to make up for the 2 days lost.

I wish the CIA would take out the micro chip they have imbedded in my head.

Granted, but the side effect for anyone who stops and starts time is impotence.

I wish grape nuts tasted like milk chocolate.

Granted, dude. But now you like have to speak like they did and stuff for the rest of your entire life and like no one will take you seriously. Bummer, dude.

I wish chocolate was non-fattening and good for you.

Granted, but all you find is suburban sprawl and super Walmarts (yep, even in space - Walmart is EVERYWHERE!)

I wish celebrity deathmatch were real.

Granted. You don't have to sleep. But you die from exhaustion after a week, so the rest is moot.

I wish I had today off, with pay.

Granted, but the second you stop recording they will probe you.

I wish I were proficient in rendering apps.

Granted, but either way you will still eventually end up in diapers.

I wish I could have one project pass the State Fire Marshal's review on the first submission.