A Fun Little Game, Continued...
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Granted. Your cat does like you but perhaps a bit too much as he tries to romance your leg every chance he gets.
I wish I knew what I should get my wife for Christmas.
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Granted but now you can't afford it.
I wish I could remember exactly how to repack all our Christmas decorations in January.
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Granted but you have to start now as your other half has brought 20 new decorations
I wish that i had remembered to buy the milk yesterday
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Granted, you remembered to buy milk, but you forgot that you already had lots of milk at home, so to use all the milk before it goes bad you get a job as an office milk boy
I wish it was summer again so i could go to the beach
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Granted, but now you live in New Zealand and all your best friends are sheep. (That was the only bad thing I could think of for living in New Zealand, with all respect to my Kiwi friends.)
I wish I didn't have to go to work today, or tomorrow, or . . . .
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Granted, but what do you want to be? A beggar? That might even be granted as well.
I wish I could think up enough wishes to participate more in this fun little game.
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Granted but then you start answering your own posts and become the only participant... not so fun a little game anymore is it?
I wish I had not gotten out of bed today.
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Granted, but you are now sharing your bed with a very large, very ugly, very smelly sow which happens to be in heat.
I wish I could get that picture out of my mind.
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Granted, but tonight you have to share your bed with a heifer who is giving birth.
I wish this day were over already.
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Granted. It has already ended at another location. By the time you travel there and back, it will have already ended where you were originally. So you wasted time chasing time.
I wish I knew what XX9 is. Unless knowing would kill me.
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Granted. You decide you want a Spice Girls CD but you come to realize that really your Wife's Aunt shouldn't be giving you anything as you don't deserve her generosity. You never-ever reciprocate with any gifts for her. To make up for your past selfishness you sign over your car to her and consequentially suffer through a expletive-filled tongue lashing from your wife who now has no way to get around thanks to your "selfishness".
I wish I could change my name to "Dash Riprock".
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Granted, but this is how it shows on your license:
- RiprockI wish I could stop complaining.
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Granted but you can know without being killed, to offset this knowledge you are not Kevin the tea boy's lacky.
I wish that i could think of a music cd i want from my wife's aunt for Christmas
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Granted, but the effort to hold it in is a strain. Your co-workers enjoy seeing you suffer so and bother you with petty annoyances all day. Finally, the effort becomes too much, and you spontaneously combust. The moral of the story: it's not good to hold it all in.
I wish I didn't have SAD and so introverted.
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Granted. Now you have SUAD and you need to have the sun turned on at all times when working in SU or you get depressed. You also get depressed because having the sun turned on slows your models down.
I wish I could shop for Christmas without shopping.
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Granted, but personal shoppers do not work for free.
I wish I knew what to tell my family what I want for Christmas (that they could afford).
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Granted but you get loads of copies of the Spice Girls Greatest Hits and one copy of Sketch Up for Dummies http://www.amazon.co.uk/Google-sup-%C2%AE-SketchUp-Dummies/dp/0470137444/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1196255119&sr=8-1
I wish that when i get home the sealant around my bath has fixed its self.
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granted but the sealant has become rogue and sealed all your house doors shut so you can't get in.
I wish I could stop promising "drawings by Friday"
to people when I mean "you'll be lucky" 
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Granted, But now you have no clients to draw for.
I wish I could figure out my lighting in kerkythea
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Granted, but your so overcome by the brilliance of it your blind to everything else.
I wish someone would give me a stereo for Christmas, so I can listen to the Spice Girls while reading SketchUp for Dummies.
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