A Fun Little Game, Continued...

Daniel · 3 Dec 2007, 19:31

"Oh my God, you killed Kevin! You bastards!" (ala SouthPark)

Granted, but your hot chocolate is actually hot choco-lax, courtesy of Kevin's friends at the Royal Society of Office Tea Boys.

I wish Ross and Martina don't exact too painful a revenge. (who am I kidding, yes I do)

architectboy · 3 Dec 2007, 20:02

Granted, they don't take revenge at all.

I wish that we knew who killed Kevin.

boofredlay · 3 Dec 2007, 20:26

@unknownuser said:

I wish that we knew who killed Kevin.

Granted, you did. Didn't you read your post above?

I wish I had not drank that hot chocolate just now.

Tobobo · 5 Dec 2007, 14:05

Granted but now you are forced to drink the super tea developed in Shangri-La.

I wish that my IT dept would not be tight and get enough CAD licences for everybody in the building.

Daniel · 5 Dec 2007, 15:15

Granted, but they are all for AutoCAD Release 1, from 1982. And your company cannot afford to update them to a newer version.

I wish my next due date would be extended a few days.

SchreiberBike · 6 Dec 2007, 20:02

Granted. You will give birth ten days later.

I wish I could concentrate on the boring stuff and get it done.

Anssi · 7 Dec 2007, 15:34

Granted, but you start to like it

I wish my dream of last night was true.

Anssi

ELYSIUM · 7 Dec 2007, 18:04

Granted, but you will never be allowed to dream again.

I wish the beautiful girls on the building across the street would move out, so i can properly focus on my work!

guite · 7 Dec 2007, 19:52

Granted, your landlady has bundled them into your apartment!

I wish Anssi would be allowed to dream again.

Daniel · 7 Dec 2007, 20:28

Granted, but all his dreams, no matter how bizarre, come true for you.

I wish I didn't have to fax this twelve page addendum to thirteen parties.

Tobobo · 10 Dec 2007, 13:51

Granted but you only fax 10 page to 7 parties

I wish that Dr Hagn's evil penguin plot would be foiled by some pesky kids.

boofredlay · 13 Dec 2007, 15:30

Granted but now that other fun little game is now over... way to go man

I wish you a merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year.

architectboy · 13 Dec 2007, 16:07

Granted but now I just have to be awkward here and not have a setback to this one.

I wish that I will get everything on my Christmas wish list.

SchreiberBike · 13 Dec 2007, 17:48

Granted, but you had wished so big that when it all came to you, there was nothing left for the rest of us.

I wish I could understand my wife better.

boofredlay · 13 Dec 2007, 18:16

Granted. Now you wish you knew her less

I wish my brother had not just quit his job because it was difficult.

Tobobo · 14 Dec 2007, 09:43

Granted but now he works so hard that he put all your hard work to shame.

I wish (pray) that Boofredlay's brother would find a job he likes and sticks at.

Daniel · 14 Dec 2007, 21:20

Granted. He introduces the concept of the office tea boy to the United States. But he puts a southern twist on it - the office sweet-tea boy.
(for those who may not know, sweet tea is popular in the southern US - take about a gallon of tea and add an unwholsome amount of sugar, so that it is sickly sweet)

I wish happy holidays to all the forum members.

boofredlay · 14 Dec 2007, 21:35

@daniel said:

I wish happy holidays to all the forum members.

Granted and they all wish you would get off the Country Crack (Sweet tea and biscuits).

I wish I had a puppy.

remus · 15 Dec 2007, 16:12

granted, but you get its by 1 get 100 free at the puppy store, so youve got 101 puppies.

i wish i didnt have as much work to do...

Ross Macintosh · 16 Dec 2007, 11:15

Okay. Granted. Now you have no work to do - but you are bored silly. Because of your wish you can't even make up something to do. (Your wish turned into a curse).

I wish I had my Christmas shopping done.