A Fun Little Game, Continued...

ELYSIUM · 7 Dec 2007, 18:04

Granted, but you will never be allowed to dream again.

I wish the beautiful girls on the building across the street would move out, so i can properly focus on my work!

guite · 7 Dec 2007, 19:52

Granted, your landlady has bundled them into your apartment!

I wish Anssi would be allowed to dream again.

Daniel · 7 Dec 2007, 20:28

Granted, but all his dreams, no matter how bizarre, come true for you.

I wish I didn't have to fax this twelve page addendum to thirteen parties.

Tobobo · 10 Dec 2007, 13:51

Granted but you only fax 10 page to 7 parties

I wish that Dr Hagn's evil penguin plot would be foiled by some pesky kids.

boofredlay · 13 Dec 2007, 15:30

Granted but now that other fun little game is now over... way to go man

I wish you a merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year.

architectboy · 13 Dec 2007, 16:07

Granted but now I just have to be awkward here and not have a setback to this one.

I wish that I will get everything on my Christmas wish list.

SchreiberBike · 13 Dec 2007, 17:48

Granted, but you had wished so big that when it all came to you, there was nothing left for the rest of us.

I wish I could understand my wife better.

boofredlay · 13 Dec 2007, 18:16

Granted. Now you wish you knew her less

I wish my brother had not just quit his job because it was difficult.

Tobobo · 14 Dec 2007, 09:43

Granted but now he works so hard that he put all your hard work to shame.

I wish (pray) that Boofredlay's brother would find a job he likes and sticks at.

Daniel · 14 Dec 2007, 21:20

Granted. He introduces the concept of the office tea boy to the United States. But he puts a southern twist on it - the office sweet-tea boy.
(for those who may not know, sweet tea is popular in the southern US - take about a gallon of tea and add an unwholsome amount of sugar, so that it is sickly sweet)

I wish happy holidays to all the forum members.

boofredlay · 14 Dec 2007, 21:35

@daniel said:

I wish happy holidays to all the forum members.

Granted and they all wish you would get off the Country Crack (Sweet tea and biscuits).

I wish I had a puppy.

remus · 15 Dec 2007, 16:12

granted, but you get its by 1 get 100 free at the puppy store, so youve got 101 puppies.

i wish i didnt have as much work to do...

Ross Macintosh · 16 Dec 2007, 11:15

Okay. Granted. Now you have no work to do - but you are bored silly. Because of your wish you can't even make up something to do. (Your wish turned into a curse).

I wish I had my Christmas shopping done.

boofredlay · 16 Dec 2007, 18:53

Granted, but why did you get everyone on your list dog biscuits

I wish I had not eaten as much peanut brittle just now

Tobobo · 17 Dec 2007, 14:04

Granted but know you have to some how return all the milk you have drunk to combat the brittle

I wish that people realised that Christmas wasn't about presents and really about the birth of Jesus.

Gaieus · 17 Dec 2007, 14:09

Granted and now you won't get any presents for Christmas although you have spent a fortune on buying presents for others.

I wish I had finished the translation the deadline of which expired more than a month and a half ago...

Daniel · 19 Dec 2007, 01:15

Granted, but you translated it into the wrong language, so you get to do it all over again.

I wish this @!/*%?+ project was finished!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

boofredlay · 19 Dec 2007, 04:15

Granted... finished, you are paid, clients are happy. Now they want to make changes.

I wish my back did not hurt every time I sit on the floor for more than 30 min.

Ross Macintosh · 20 Dec 2007, 10:29

Granted... But now your back hurts everytime you stand up. Sorry!

This Christmas I wish, I wish, I wish I get a soapdish.

SchreiberBike · 21 Dec 2007, 01:14

Granted, but you can't have any soap. Your friends pretend not to be offended for a short time, but soon no one can stand to be near you.

I wish people would be rational when they argue.