A Fun Little Game, Continued...

solo

Granted, but you had to sell your computers to get the printer.

I wish Santa would bring me a money tree.

Marian

Granted, but it's just one of those small bonzai money trees it only grows a few dimes a month and needs a lot of care and attention.

I wish i knew other wishes to wish for than this stupid wish.

dale

Granted, but you get addicted to the word "wish" and end up singing we WISH you a merry CHRIStmas, over and over and...

I wish to wish you guys all a very merry Christmas

Daniel

Granted, but you said "guys", and now women are offended by your blatant display of sexism. tsk tsk

I wish the water stain appearing on my living room ceiling would go away and never appear again, ANYWHERE.

david_h

Granted. . .it's not water anymore. . .it's something far far worse.

I wish I wasn't at work today.

dale

Granted Your Fired!

I wish for a little snow at Christmas

david_h

dermotcoll

Granted but a little snow becomes an ice storm.

And I wish it didn't hold me up in Belfast airport for the last nine hours and I wish I didn't have to wait another 5.5 hrs before my next flight out. F**k do I hate airlines. (apologies for the profanity but nothing else expresses quite as well)

KDSDESIGN

Granted but you will have to wait until the snow clears at the other airport.

i wish my new computer would get here soon

Marian

@kdsdesign said:

Granted but you will have to wait until the snow clears at the other airport.

I wish my new computer would get here soon

Granted, but all of the components arrive in kit form. You now have to assemble every board on it chip by chip, transistor by transistor.

I wish the next reply to this will be bloody funny, or else...

KDSDESIGN

@unknownuser said:

Granted, but all of the components arrive in kit form. You now have to assemble every board on it chip by chip, transistor by transistor.

i would actually enjoy that... lol

anyways...

Granted but you can never stop laughing.

i wish i had something to do

JuanV.Soler

Ok Kevin,
GRANTED
but you never said whether you wished a pleasure way or not for that thing to do.
you choose
(that is an enough suffering for me to think about)

i wish i had something to do pleasantly

cheers

Marian

Granted,you now pleasantly, with a relaxed smile, go into a Mac users killing spree.

I wish I was Chuck Norris.

remus

Granted, but your sheer awesomeness caused the universe to collapse and now youve got nothing left to do.

I wish i had more soft cheese to eat.

Daniel

Granted, but you've developed a life-threatening allergy to all cheeses.

I wish I could afford to build my own modest dream house.

KXI System

Granted, but you don't live in it.

I wish I had something to do now.

(this reminded me of a game called Corrupt a Wish, its the same but on a different form. Ha ha those people are creative when it comes to screwing up.

Daniel

Granted, you do. But, gosh darn it, something tells me helping Sarah Palin organize her closet wasn't what you had in mind.

I wish I were in Vancouver at the 2010 Winter Olympics.

david_h

Granted. . .but you go as this "guy" . . .

and that is using the term guy in the very broadest sense . . . .

I wish my house construction loan would come thru. . ..

(Yeah, I know. . .granted but it the interest rate is 200% or something like that. . .)

Daniel

Granted, but your new close neighbor is Johnny Weir...and on the other side is this "person":

david_h

Ouch.