Old People! Sheesh!
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This morning I went over to visit my grandmother. When I walked in the back door I saw her in the kitchen sitting on the stove. As I helped her down I said, "Grandma, you know you're too old to be riding the range."
I'll get me hat.
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The family wheeled Grandma out on the lawn in her wheel chair where the activity's for her 100th birthday were taking place. Grandma couldn't talk very well but she could write notes fairly well when she needed to communicate.
After a short time out on the lawn Grandma started leaning off to the right and some family members grabbed her and straightened her up and stuffed pillows on her right.
A short time later she started leaning off to her left and again the family grabbed her and stuffed pillows on her left.
Soon she started leaning forward and the family members again grabbed her and tied a pillow case around her waist to hold her up. A nephew who arrived late came running up to Grandma, you're looking good, how are they treating you?"
Grandma took out her little notepad and slowly wrote a note to the nephew, "They won't let me fart."
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There are parts of this song that fit perfectly.
Language WARNING.
It's a shame that most of his stuff is banned here in Germany, so I was only able to choose this one.
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