One Beer Can?
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@unknownuser said:
According to many medical professionals, drinking beer causes impotence, cholera, spastic colon syndrome, leprosy, scurvy, shingles, consumption, dissentry, trench foot, pink eye, ringworm, and explosive diarrhea. However, these same medical professionals also drink beer, and therefore cannot be trusted.
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@unknownuser said:
@unknownuser said:
According to many medical professionals, drinking beer causes impotence, cholera, spastic colon syndrome, leprosy, scurvy, shingles, consumption, dissentry, trench foot, pink eye, ringworm, and explosive diarrhea. However, these same medical professionals also drink beer, and therefore cannot be trusted.
so should I go for it or not 
And all the above people who have answered my query do you drink beer or any alcoholic drink? If yes then how often -
@rock1 said:
so should I go for it or not of course you should.. wait, how old are you?
@unknownuser said:
And all the above people who have answered my query do you drink beer or any alcoholic drink?
If yes then how often i drink about one beer per year in maybe 6 sittings.. it's nasty to me.
more of a sake/wine, whiskey/rum type of person but even then, i don't drink that often or that much.[the guy posting in this thread with the blue-->green checkerboard face... he'll be able to learn you real good on the art of getting drunk]
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@unknownuser said:
@rock1 said:
so should I go for it or not of course you should..
If it's bad 4 health. [alcohol damages health, that's a fact], even then i shd go 4 it?. so you have consumed beer a lot of times, you haven't had any health problems yet?. well that's a cumulative effect of alcohol that damages you. but even then is it worth taking the smallest damage?
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Don't look for advice online for this decision. Ask a responsible adult that you trust for advice.
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@rock1 said:
If it's bad 4 health. [alcohol damages health, that's a fact], even then i shd go 4 it?.
there's a difference between having an occasional drink and being an alcoholic.
you sound pretty young though so maybe wait a while..
are your friends wanting you to drink with them or something?
or are you just sitting around by yourself wandering if you should try a beer? -
If you have to ask, your not ready.
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In all seriousness: Don't, if you can avoid it; please do it legally if age is a factor. Why rush?
That said:
He is a wise man that invented beer - Plato
Beer, like most of the things in life, should be enjoyed in moderation; this ensures that you will be around longer to enjoy more of it!
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@unknownuser said:
@unknownuser said:
According to many medical professionals, drinking beer causes impotence, cholera, spastic colon syndrome, leprosy, scurvy, shingles, consumption, dissentry, trench foot, pink eye, ringworm, and explosive diarrhea. However, these same medical professionals also drink beer, and therefore cannot be trusted.
Haha trench foot, is that form the actual beer or a side effect from falling asleep in a soggy ditch? http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/7450410.stm
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@unknownuser said:
from falling asleep in a soggy ditch?
You'd have more experince in that field than me.
Anyway I use Unocyclopedia for all my fact finding these days. Here's a link you'd enjoy....
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@unknownuser said:
@unknownuser said:
from falling asleep in a soggy ditch?
You'd have more experince in that field than me.
Anyway I use Unocyclopedia for all my fact finding these days. Here's a link you'd enjoy....
"Everton frequently claim that the majority of Scousers choose to support Everton F.C., stating that people from North Wales, Ireland, London, Norway, China, Spain, Pakistan, Jamaica, Siberia and John o' Groats support Liverpool."
Haha I love that website, havent looked at it for ages, roll on un-productivity in work and reading uncyclopedia for the next 5 hours!
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