I wish I'd thought of that.

Alan Fraser

I wish that bloody cockerel in the field behind us would get raptured.

Stinkie

Wonder what she's doing right now.

solo

@unknownuser said:

Wonder what she's doing right now.

Planning for his next arrival.

Stinkie

Hm, dunno. She's just been stood up by God. Surely she's sobbing and eating ice cream. Lots of ice cream.

solo

Nah, I know the kind, even after a disaster like a tornado, earthquake, tsunami they are never mad at God, they strangely enough thank him for surviving instead. So I'm guessing they may be a little skeptical of the guy who suggested this rediculous idea and move on to the Koran burning dude or the homophobic Phelps chap for the next prediction.

TIG

If you [re]read the 'small print' in the barmy Revelations 'interpretations'... the 'end' started yesterday [with all of the 'chosen ones' going up to heaven etc - obviously it seems that there were not many 'chosen' ]... then the 'ending' continues for another five months of 'torment' for the rest of humanity [i.e. I think that seems to be virtually all of us]... until it all goes poof! on 21st October !
The 'torment' looks like it'll be 'back to normal' then...
But then at least there's no need to buy Christmas presents this year

Gaieus

@tig said:

until it all goes poof! on 21st October !

@tig said:

But then at least there's no need to buy Christmas presents this year

Or at least not start shopping until after October 21...