I wish I'd thought of that.
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Have you seen the guy's website?
To be fair, he makes no secret about being an atheist. (Well, why would he...I guess that guarantees he doesn't have a Golden Ticket)
And he does offer a 10 year window for being raptured, not just the specified day...not that that increases the likelihood any.
I guess the reasoning is that 10 years from now, when the policy finally runs out, they'll have forgotten all about it.Hello?
Hello?
Anybody out there?
You haven't all gone, have you?
Come on Pete, I know you're still around.
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Its pretty nice up here. Though terrible smell?
Oh wait it's Pete.
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Just woke up, I'm still here and so is my fundie neighbor (mowing lawn early saturday morning) so I'm going on a limb here and gonna say it's a false alarm, or my neighbor wants to leave a tidy home before he departs.
Anyone seen Boo today?
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The view is great up here, I don't have to worry about spam or virus' and the internet connection is lightning fast
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Can you surf porn?
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I wish that bloody cockerel in the field behind us would get raptured.
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Wonder what she's doing right now.
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Hm, dunno. She's just been stood up by God. Surely she's sobbing and eating ice cream. Lots of ice cream.
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Nah, I know the kind, even after a disaster like a tornado, earthquake, tsunami they are never mad at God, they strangely enough thank him for surviving instead. So I'm guessing they may be a little skeptical of the guy who suggested this rediculous idea and move on to the Koran burning dude or the homophobic Phelps chap for the next prediction.
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If you [re]read the 'small print' in the barmy Revelations 'interpretations'... the 'end' started yesterday [with all of the 'chosen ones' going up to heaven etc - obviously it seems that there were not many 'chosen'
]... then the 'ending' continues for another five months of 'torment' for the rest of humanity [i.e. I think that seems to be virtually all of us]... until it all goes poof! on 21st October !
The 'torment' looks like it'll be 'back to normal' then...
But then at least there's no need to buy Christmas presents this year
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