World Statistics Day

I heard on the news this morning that today is the First Annual. .. I suppose it's annual . . .
WORLD STATISTICS DAY
it seems that 94.8% of the world's population doesn't give a cr*p.
(With a margin of error of +/ 3%)
Do they have a Hallmark card for this?

**“96.2% of all statistics are made up”
 Vic Reeves, British comedian**

Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures.
Evan EsarDemocracy is an abuse of statistics.
Jorge Luis BorgesI can prove anything by statistics except the truth.
George Canning 
@unknownuser said:
it seems that 94.8% of the world's population doesn't give a cr*p.
I fail to believe that 5.2 +/ 3 % DO give a crap.

Well . . .another World Statistics Day has come and gone. . .all I got was a bag of useless data. . .

There are 3 kinds of lies: Lies, Damn Lies, and Statistics.
Mark Twain
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