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"Somebody call Satan, his cat got loose again."
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"you think that's bad? wait till you see the house!"
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How many times do I have to tell you not to call him 'Snowball'?
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'let the ground tremble with fear, for the age of cat-handed-men is upon us'
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Three down, only one Chinese restuarant to go.
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AHHHHHH!!!!! HELP! This man's hand is NOT in a GOOD place!
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"I burned the house on purpose... LOOK AT ME!!"
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"Seriously guys, we should have gotten a dalmation!"
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They use a groundhog to determine the end of Winter, but who knew that a cat was used to determine if a house is haunted?
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"You want me to throw him back?"
P: crojack
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this cat keeps calling my name, said Meow.
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"No, I had to bring him out."
"I felt bad... I used him to put out the fire in the front room." -
Mild salsa, my a..!
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Here, don't worry about your frozen cat. I'll throw it on the embers - It'll thaw out and be as good as new.
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WOW!!
The first visuals of the legendary 'Beago-dile'
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"Animals in clothes have we finally gone too far? Sign the petition!"
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people are voting on the new improved and less offensive 'Poop-scoop'
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"Um, yes, hi sir. My name is John and I am taking up a collection to have this crocodile removed from my dogs arse, can you spare a dime?"
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