Add your own...
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 They use a groundhog to determine the end of Winter, but who knew that a cat was used to determine if a house is haunted? 
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 "You want me to throw him back?" P: crojack 
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 this cat keeps calling my name, said Meow. 
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 "No, I had to bring him out." 
 "I felt bad... I used him to put out the fire in the front room."
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 Mild salsa, my a..! 
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 Here, don't worry about your frozen cat. I'll throw it on the embers - It'll thaw out and be as good as new. 
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 WOW!! The first visuals of the legendary 'Beago-dile' 
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 "Animals in clothes have we finally gone too far? Sign the petition!" 
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 people are voting on the new improved and less offensive 'Poop-scoop' 
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 "Um, yes, hi sir. My name is John and I am taking up a collection to have this crocodile removed from my dogs arse, can you spare a dime?" 
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 Now this is 'Global warming' 
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 "Burn in hell Florida burn!" 
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 "I want my Nobel Prize .....NOW!" Sorry I could go all day on this one. 
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 No matter how many times Gore blew fire he could not blow a pope image, however he was able to do George Bush, Dick Cheney and Condi with ease. 
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 This just in... Al Gore blows! (sorry couldn't help it after Solo's post.)  
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 Our celebrity judge for the chilli cook-off has reached a verdict. 
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 That's what I call bringing the heat on global warming 
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 Who took my lock-box? 
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