A fun little game.
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Granted. Hugh's will gives you a billion dollars, but he will live at least one day beyond you. (Who's Hugh?)
I wish that when I went to classes, I actually learned things.
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Hefner is the one I had in mind.
No Problem, granted, but the more you learn the more complicated things become.I wish...I played guitar in a SOUTHERN ROCK band, like ZZ top, Humble Pie, or Thin lizzy,
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Granted you join Southern English band Circulus, a septet who lay claim to being Britain's foremost medieval-influenced progressive psychedelic folk band. Yeah your cool now. Maybe you can dress like the guy at the back with a cape and a horses head. Your parents will be proud!
I wish Sketchup was a religion so that I could tick it on forms that ask what your religion is. Sketchup the religion would have mad cult leaders and clandestine ceremonies where people would slowly chant "Push Pull,Push Pull". Opposers of the religion would be bugssplatted.
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Granted. But the religion only consists of you and 4 other guys... and well that is just sad.
I wish I understood quantum physics.
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Granted, but you've looked everywhere and still can't find the Higgs boson..... or your own boson for that matter!
I wish I was bad.
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Physics-Granted, but but the nesxt wish will leave you searching again.
I wish I could levitate anything, and held the only patent.
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Hmmm...2 responses to Boo?
Jackson, granted you are bad. Your so bad you spend the rest of your life running from interpol and never have a moments peace.
rhankc, granted. But badboy Jackson comes along and swindles you out of your patent, so you never reap the rewards.
I wish I could read and speak the Russian language.
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Granted. Sadly, reading long Russian novels with more characters than you can count and where each character has three names each used in different contexts becomes your only joy and we never see you again.
I wish for justice.
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Justice is served. With a side of hash browns and a small glass of juice. Now eat up.
I wish I new what I want to be when I grow up.
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Granted, you now know that your calling in life is to create a commercial space program for the masses... yet you can never grow up, and noone wants to listen to a child! What chu talkin' bout Willis?
I wish i could build my own house.
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Granted. But I assembled Barbie's Dream House for my neice one Christmas and it wasn't that hard, so you shouldn't have any problems.
I wish I had a dishwasher (besides a sinke full of soapy water and my two hands).
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Granted, but he does not like being called a dishwasher. He likes to be called an "After Meal Technician".
I wish I could stop worrying about my upcoming vacation.
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Granted. Your vacation has been canceled and you have to work....for free....while everyone else gets to play outside.
I wish the feral cat the women at the office feed would let me pet her, so the women would get jealous.
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Granted, but you get a nasty skin infection from the cat and the jealousy from the women soon is replaced with even more loathing than usual. Shunned by your coworkers & society you decide to live a feral lifestyle like the cat. You move into a cardboard box at the park and spend your days up in a tree.
I wish I could invent a stapler that preformed flawlessly (just the way staplers are supposed to work but rarely do).
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@ross macintosh said:
I wish I could invent a stapler that preformed flawlessly (just the way staplers are supposed to work but rarely do).
Granted, but as soon as you acquire one paper becomes obsolete.
I wish my wife were able to read in the car like me and not get motion sick
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Granted, but sadly your reading while driving causes many accidents. Together you win an award for being the worst drivers in America. You even beat out the drivers who 'text' on their cellphones, the ones who put on makeup, and the ones who watch porn dvd's all while driving.
I wish the boo would change that avatar with the cat. It's creeping me out!
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Granted, but he changes it to this....which causes you even more emotional distress.
I wish I could get paid for sketchupping all day.
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Granted but it only lasts a week as you get hunted down and shamed publically for posting that picture above, you lose you job and have to use Datacad for the remainder of your career.
I wish I did not have to wait until next summer to see a new episode of Burn Notice.
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Granted, you get to 'see' it but not hear it. You'll have to lip-read all the dialogue.
I wish all kids a happy life.
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Granted but then I'll have to confess I'm still a kid.
I wish you had the guts to do the same!
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