A fun little game.

SchreiberBike · 18 Jan 2008, 19:25

Granted, but it was just a bunch of rednecks in car shaped cages driving around in circles for three hours. (Maybe you got your wish after all .)

I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Wiener,
That is what I truly want to be
'Cause if I were an Oscar Mayer wiener
Everyone would be in love with me.

Daniel · 18 Jan 2008, 19:25

Granted. Your an Oscar Meyer weiner, and your thrown on the grill, but then fall on the ground and the dog gobbles you up.

I wish today was 48 hours long and the client expecting something today wouldn't call (I have a LOT of work to do today!).

guite · 18 Jan 2008, 19:26

Granted, your today is 48 hours and your client did not call up but your computer acted up and is just performing at 25% of its normal speed and your client sends a message saying that he expects everything ready by 10 tomorrow morning and he is still on a 24 hour day.

I wish India had not won the T20 Cricket World Cup

boofredlay · 18 Jan 2008, 19:26

Granted... This team did:

I wish I could start every day off with a round of golf then work only 3 hours.

todamgood4U · 18 Jan 2008, 19:27

Granted, you are now a caddy for the lpga.

I wish I could get a decent animation out of sketchup...GRRRR.

baz · 18 Jan 2008, 19:27

granted, the animation now lives with you, (its a big hairy dog with incontinence), it will live with you until you find the correct codec which is somewhere in the m/soft data base.
good luck and be careful what you wish for.

I wish that, tomorrow morning, everybody on the planet woke up honest. I really do.

rhankc · 18 Jan 2008, 19:28

granted, now guys get the silent treatment everytime she asks of she looks fat in these pants,

I wish I was first in line in Hugh's will.

SchreiberBike · 18 Jan 2008, 19:31

Granted. Hugh's will gives you a billion dollars, but he will live at least one day beyond you. (Who's Hugh?)

I wish that when I went to classes, I actually learned things.

rhankc · 18 Jan 2008, 19:32

Hefner is the one I had in mind.
No Problem, granted, but the more you learn the more complicated things become.

I wish...I played guitar in a SOUTHERN ROCK band, like ZZ top, Humble Pie, or Thin lizzy,

linea · 18 Jan 2008, 19:33

Granted you join Southern English band Circulus, a septet who lay claim to being Britain's foremost medieval-influenced progressive psychedelic folk band. Yeah your cool now. Maybe you can dress like the guy at the back with a cape and a horses head. Your parents will be proud!

I wish Sketchup was a religion so that I could tick it on forms that ask what your religion is. Sketchup the religion would have mad cult leaders and clandestine ceremonies where people would slowly chant "Push Pull,Push Pull". Opposers of the religion would be bugssplatted.

boofredlay · 18 Jan 2008, 19:33

Granted. But the religion only consists of you and 4 other guys... and well that is just sad.

I wish I understood quantum physics.

Jackson · 18 Jan 2008, 19:34

Granted, but you've looked everywhere and still can't find the Higgs boson..... or your own boson for that matter!

I wish I was bad.

rhankc · 18 Jan 2008, 19:34

Physics-Granted, but but the nesxt wish will leave you searching again.

I wish I could levitate anything, and held the only patent.

Daniel · 18 Jan 2008, 19:35

Hmmm...2 responses to Boo?

Jackson, granted you are bad. Your so bad you spend the rest of your life running from interpol and never have a moments peace.

rhankc, granted. But badboy Jackson comes along and swindles you out of your patent, so you never reap the rewards.

I wish I could read and speak the Russian language.

SchreiberBike · 18 Jan 2008, 19:35

Granted. Sadly, reading long Russian novels with more characters than you can count and where each character has three names each used in different contexts becomes your only joy and we never see you again.

I wish for justice.

boofredlay · 18 Jan 2008, 19:36

Justice is served. With a side of hash browns and a small glass of juice. Now eat up.

I wish I new what I want to be when I grow up.

cheffey · 18 Jan 2008, 19:36

Granted, you now know that your calling in life is to create a commercial space program for the masses... yet you can never grow up, and noone wants to listen to a child! What chu talkin' bout Willis?

I wish i could build my own house.

Daniel · 18 Jan 2008, 19:36

Granted. But I assembled Barbie's Dream House for my neice one Christmas and it wasn't that hard, so you shouldn't have any problems.

I wish I had a dishwasher (besides a sinke full of soapy water and my two hands).

boofredlay · 18 Jan 2008, 19:37

Granted, but he does not like being called a dishwasher. He likes to be called an "After Meal Technician".

I wish I could stop worrying about my upcoming vacation.

Daniel · 18 Jan 2008, 19:37

Granted. Your vacation has been canceled and you have to work....for free....while everyone else gets to play outside.

I wish the feral cat the women at the office feed would let me pet her, so the women would get jealous.