A fun little game.
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granted, but you can only see 1 second into the past
i wish blender made sense
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Granted but you can only make smoothies with it.
I wish I had the fastest computer on the planet.
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Granted but there wouldn't be software for it.
I wish I could select that one second (above)!
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Granted but these seconds are archived on the fastest and biggest computer on the planet. And the owner is Boofredlay.
I wish english was my mother tongue.
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Granted...but then you'd be clueless to the subtleties of thought of users of all other languages.
I wish I was multilingual.
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Granted but the Roman empire never disintegrated and the whole world speaks Latin .
I wish I'd bought Microsoft shares in 1977
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Granted but you only bought 2 shares and sold them in 1978.
I wish I had a burrito about now.
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Granted, just don't ask where it came from.
I wish the Half-Live Orange Box would come out early.
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Granted, but the day before you pick your copy up your mouse mat turns into sandpaper, your mouse turns into kindling and your finger tips turn into matches in a genetic laboratory "incident".
I wish I didn't have to sleep... ever.
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Granted, but soon you want to sleep, and you can't.
I wish I had more time every day.
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Granted but now there are only 6 days a week and you have to work 5.
I wish I could read minds.
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Granted, but you can't shut off all the noise.
I wish I could type with more fingers.
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Granted, but from now on all computer keyboards have only one key.
I wish it was tomorrow (I'm going to Sweden on holiday
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Granted, but the weather will be Scottish
I wish I could have a holiday now
Anssi
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Granted... you are fired.
I wish I were Superman.
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Granted. You just have to wear this Red Cryptonite vest
I wish upon a star
Anssi
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Granted...pity you incinerate before finishing your wish.
I wish for world peace.
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Granted but I misheard and grant you a world of peas
I wish I was in a band
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Granted, but the rubber bands are cutting off your circulation.
I wish I weren't tone deaf.
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Granted but the rest of the world now is.
I wish I had a new stapler.
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