A fun little game.

Paul Russam

Granted but the Roman empire never disintegrated and the whole world speaks Latin .

I wish I'd bought Microsoft shares in 1977

boofredlay

Granted but you only bought 2 shares and sold them in 1978.

I wish I had a burrito about now.

Paul Russam

Granted, just don't ask where it came from.

I wish the Half-Live Orange Box would come out early.

Jackson

Granted, but the day before you pick your copy up your mouse mat turns into sandpaper, your mouse turns into kindling and your finger tips turn into matches in a genetic laboratory "incident".

I wish I didn't have to sleep... ever.

SchreiberBike

Granted, but soon you want to sleep, and you can't.

I wish I had more time every day.

boofredlay

Granted but now there are only 6 days a week and you have to work 5.

I wish I could read minds.

Ross Macintosh

Granted, but you can't shut off all the noise.

I wish I could type with more fingers.

Jackson

Granted, but from now on all computer keyboards have only one key.

I wish it was tomorrow (I'm going to Sweden on holiday )

Anssi

Granted, but the weather will be Scottish

I wish I could have a holiday now

Anssi

boofredlay

Granted... you are fired.

I wish I were Superman.

Anssi

Granted. You just have to wear this Red Cryptonite vest

I wish upon a star

Anssi

tomsdesk

Granted...pity you incinerate before finishing your wish.

I wish for world peace.

linea

Granted but I misheard and grant you a world of peas

I wish I was in a band

SchreiberBike

Granted, but the rubber bands are cutting off your circulation.

I wish I weren't tone deaf.

boofredlay

Granted but the rest of the world now is.

I wish I had a new stapler.

solo

Granted, but due to a Baloon accident you go missing and never found..

I wish I could address all my wishes to a genie and not a computer.

Ross Macintosh

Granted but the postal service returns them as undeliverable.

I wish I had another beer.

Gaieus

Mee too...

(well, that was off-topic)

So here're my "real" lines:

Granted but it's Coors Light (like making love in a canoe...)

I wish winter was something like last year (here at least)

solo

Granted, but it will always be winter.

I wish I had x-ray vision.

Ross Macintosh

Granted, but you have to wear lead goggles.

I wish you would grow a third eye in the middle of your forehead.