A Fun Little Game, Continued...

boofredlay · 14 Dec 2007, 21:35

@daniel said:

I wish happy holidays to all the forum members.

Granted and they all wish you would get off the Country Crack (Sweet tea and biscuits).

I wish I had a puppy.

remus · 15 Dec 2007, 16:12

granted, but you get its by 1 get 100 free at the puppy store, so youve got 101 puppies.

i wish i didnt have as much work to do...

Ross Macintosh · 16 Dec 2007, 11:15

Okay. Granted. Now you have no work to do - but you are bored silly. Because of your wish you can't even make up something to do. (Your wish turned into a curse).

I wish I had my Christmas shopping done.

boofredlay · 16 Dec 2007, 18:53

Granted, but why did you get everyone on your list dog biscuits

I wish I had not eaten as much peanut brittle just now

Tobobo · 17 Dec 2007, 14:04

Granted but know you have to some how return all the milk you have drunk to combat the brittle

I wish that people realised that Christmas wasn't about presents and really about the birth of Jesus.

Gaieus · 17 Dec 2007, 14:09

Granted and now you won't get any presents for Christmas although you have spent a fortune on buying presents for others.

I wish I had finished the translation the deadline of which expired more than a month and a half ago...

Daniel · 19 Dec 2007, 01:15

Granted, but you translated it into the wrong language, so you get to do it all over again.

I wish this @!/*%?+ project was finished!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

boofredlay · 19 Dec 2007, 04:15

Granted... finished, you are paid, clients are happy. Now they want to make changes.

I wish my back did not hurt every time I sit on the floor for more than 30 min.

Ross Macintosh · 20 Dec 2007, 10:29

Granted... But now your back hurts everytime you stand up. Sorry!

This Christmas I wish, I wish, I wish I get a soapdish.

SchreiberBike · 21 Dec 2007, 01:14

Granted, but you can't have any soap. Your friends pretend not to be offended for a short time, but soon no one can stand to be near you.

I wish people would be rational when they argue.

Tobobo · 21 Dec 2007, 10:41

Granted but you become irrational and lose every arguement

I wish that i could find some time to finish my gingerbread house!

boofredlay · 22 Dec 2007, 18:01

Granted but you don't win.

I wish I could emit light from my fingers.

Ross Macintosh · 22 Dec 2007, 18:34

Granted - you can emit light from your fingers. Push them into a light socket and you'll see it is true.

I wish blue cheese wasn't blue as I'm not fond of blue food products (except blueberries).

Daniel · 31 Dec 2007, 01:51

Granted. Your bleu cheese is covered with a yummy gray fuzz. Bon apetit.

I wish I didn't have a cold, so I can enjoy my bottle of Bailey's without it interacting with cold medicine.

Tobobo · 2 Jan 2008, 13:08

Granted but in doing so you have stumbled onto the cure for the common cold and get hunted by every pharm company in the world....Sorry

I wish that I could beat the Dolphins on NFL Street 1 so that I can move to NFL Street 3 without the guilt of leaving the game unfinshed.

Daniel · 4 Jan 2008, 05:12

Granted, but I don't know what the hell you are talking about, so it doesn't count.

I wish I knew what to buy with all the billions of dollars I made from discovering the cure for the common cold.

Tobobo · 4 Jan 2008, 10:02

Granted but as the annoying advert sung, You have to buy the world a Coke.

You'll all be relived to know that my wish came true and beat the Miami Dolphins 38-10

I wish that I could decide on which digital SLR to get.

boofredlay · 16 Jan 2008, 19:42

Granted but nobody else cares because this topic dropped to page 7

I wish I were home right now.

Daniel · 16 Jan 2008, 21:30

Granted, but no one else is home, and you soon succumb to loneliness and ennui.

I wish we (the U.S.) had better presidential candidates.

boofredlay · 17 Jan 2008, 06:05

Granted but you are incredibly ill on election day and don't get to vote.

I wish I had the current Websters dictionary and current Roget's thesaurus memorized.