A Fun Little Game, Continued...

ELYSIUM · 3 Dec 2007, 13:43

Granted your computer is now a HAL 9000 series, much faster, but at the same time he is obsessed in finishing your work ( AKA the mission ), and the biggest danger to your work is you, so he constantly tries to kill you now.

I wish my avatar pic worked.

SchreiberBike · 3 Dec 2007, 15:05

Granted. Your avatar is a small white rectangle.

I wish I wake up faster in the morning.

Tobobo · 3 Dec 2007, 15:21

Granted but you soon tire of being woken by a bucket of ice cold water, not to mention the associated illness that plagues you.

I wish that I could teach sketch up and adobe program all day instead of doing my normal boring work.

boofredlay · 3 Dec 2007, 16:36

Granted but you teach squirrels and well, it just does not seem as satisfying as you thought.

I wish I could get these components finished quicker.

Daniel · 3 Dec 2007, 18:58

Granted, but upon seeing how quickly you get them done, your boss believes you can get twice as much work done in the same amount of time.

I wish, hope, and pray that the stores aren't too crowded tomorrow night when I do my Christmas shopping.

boofredlay · 3 Dec 2007, 19:02

Granted but what on earth are you going to buy at Kiki's adult leather emporium?

I wish it would snow in Huntsville this year, even if it shuts us down for a while.

Daniel · 3 Dec 2007, 19:10

Granted, but due to pollution, it is acid snow.

I wish someone would post in "A Fun Little Game, Part Deaux"

boofredlay · 3 Dec 2007, 19:14

Granted, but you won't like it.

I wish I did not have to kill Kevin

architectboy · 3 Dec 2007, 19:17

Granted, I killed Kevin, not you.

I wish that I knew what to wish about.

boofredlay · 3 Dec 2007, 19:18

Granted but you better not tell us or Ross and Martina will have to kill you.

I wish I had some hot chocolate right now.

Daniel · 3 Dec 2007, 19:31

"Oh my God, you killed Kevin! You bastards!" (ala SouthPark)

Granted, but your hot chocolate is actually hot choco-lax, courtesy of Kevin's friends at the Royal Society of Office Tea Boys.

I wish Ross and Martina don't exact too painful a revenge. (who am I kidding, yes I do)

architectboy · 3 Dec 2007, 20:02

Granted, they don't take revenge at all.

I wish that we knew who killed Kevin.

boofredlay · 3 Dec 2007, 20:26

@unknownuser said:

I wish that we knew who killed Kevin.

Granted, you did. Didn't you read your post above?

I wish I had not drank that hot chocolate just now.

Tobobo · 5 Dec 2007, 14:05

Granted but now you are forced to drink the super tea developed in Shangri-La.

I wish that my IT dept would not be tight and get enough CAD licences for everybody in the building.

Daniel · 5 Dec 2007, 15:15

Granted, but they are all for AutoCAD Release 1, from 1982. And your company cannot afford to update them to a newer version.

I wish my next due date would be extended a few days.

SchreiberBike · 6 Dec 2007, 20:02

Granted. You will give birth ten days later.

I wish I could concentrate on the boring stuff and get it done.

Anssi · 7 Dec 2007, 15:34

Granted, but you start to like it

I wish my dream of last night was true.

Anssi

ELYSIUM · 7 Dec 2007, 18:04

Granted, but you will never be allowed to dream again.

I wish the beautiful girls on the building across the street would move out, so i can properly focus on my work!

guite · 7 Dec 2007, 19:52

Granted, your landlady has bundled them into your apartment!

I wish Anssi would be allowed to dream again.

Daniel · 7 Dec 2007, 20:28

Granted, but all his dreams, no matter how bizarre, come true for you.

I wish I didn't have to fax this twelve page addendum to thirteen parties.