What Should I buy Myself for my Birthday?

[Mike Lucey]

julyyen, no and Oli, no.

[Rich O Brien]

Is it for cleaning whistles?

[solo]

Does it come with a porn movie?

[Mike Lucey]

Ah Pete! So you have one then? How do you find it?

[jeff hammond]

pretty sure it's some sort of extruder.. put something in one side and it squeezes out the other in a new shape..

pasta maker
cake frosting machine
play-doh factory 2.0

[Edit]-

handheld version of this thing

[jeff hammond]

thumbs up if you watched the entire video

[Mike Lucey]

Mmmmm, yeah! The easy froster, I imagine, would have similar benefits, particulary the easing of 'repetitive motion' etc