Natural Harvest - A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes

[Mike Lucey]

While watching TV this evening I saw a book being reviewed, Natural Harvest - A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes. The program was a skit take so I took it with a grain of salt! However this book does exist and is for sale here,
http://www.lulu.com/product/paperback/natural-harvest---a-collection-of-semen-based-recipes/5198959

I checked out the preview and the author says,

%(#4000BF)["A special thanks to all of you who helped me with the recipes and the taste tests. You know who you are" I'd say they do and are thankful for not being mentioned!

Page 5
'Semen is inexpensive and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants......' Its the being commonly available in restaurants bit that worries me!!!

Page 6
Drinks
High Protein Smoothie
Almost White Russian
Strawberry Splasharita
Irish Coffee with Extra Cream
Cappuccino de Semi

Appetizers
Slightly Saltier Caviar
Man Made Oysters

Main Course
Chicken Noodle Soup

Desserts
Cream Cum Crepes !!!!! (Kind of a givaway name!)

High Protein Smoothie
(Unlike other high protein drinks this one does not use animal proteins such as eggs or whey for nutrition

1 cup diced kiwi
1 ripe banana
1 cup of soy milk
1-3 tablespoons of fresh semen (dependent on local supply I imagine!)
Ice cubes

Throw everything into a blender and liquify.

Chef's Note: This is a great drink to experiment with. Try substituting peaches or strawberries for the kiwi.]

I wonder if the guy will sell many books!

Mike

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[Rich O Brien]

For once I'm lost for words

[pilou]

..of what?
Human, animal...

[Box]

I have this rather disturbing vision of farming the raw ingredients.

Herds of blank faced men gathering in sheds morning and evening to hook up to the machines.

[tfdesign]

Anyone seen Jackass the Movie?

[Stinkie]

@unknownuser said:

For once I'm lost for words

You're not the only one.

[Gaieus]

Mike however seems to have a great time!

[solo]

So wrong!