A Fun Little Game, Continued...
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Granted... But now your back hurts everytime you stand up. Sorry!
This Christmas I wish, I wish, I wish I get a soapdish.
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Granted, but you can't have any soap. Your friends pretend not to be offended for a short time, but soon no one can stand to be near you.
I wish people would be rational when they argue.
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Granted but you become irrational and lose every arguement
I wish that i could find some time to finish my gingerbread house!
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Granted but you don't win.
I wish I could emit light from my fingers.
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Granted - you can emit light from your fingers. Push them into a light socket and you'll see it is true.
I wish blue cheese wasn't blue as I'm not fond of blue food products (except blueberries).
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Granted. Your bleu cheese is covered with a yummy gray fuzz. Bon apetit.
I wish I didn't have a cold, so I can enjoy my bottle of Bailey's without it interacting with cold medicine.
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Granted but in doing so you have stumbled onto the cure for the common cold and get hunted by every pharm company in the world....Sorry
I wish that I could beat the Dolphins on NFL Street 1 so that I can move to NFL Street 3 without the guilt of leaving the game unfinshed.
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Granted, but I don't know what the hell you are talking about, so it doesn't count.
I wish I knew what to buy with all the billions of dollars I made from discovering the cure for the common cold.
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Granted but as the annoying advert sung, You have to buy the world a Coke.
You'll all be relived to know that my wish came true and beat the Miami Dolphins 38-10
I wish that I could decide on which digital SLR to get.
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Granted but nobody else cares because this topic dropped to page 7
I wish I were home right now.
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Granted, but no one else is home, and you soon succumb to loneliness and ennui.
I wish we (the U.S.) had better presidential candidates.
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Granted but you are incredibly ill on election day and don't get to vote.
I wish I had the current Websters dictionary and current Roget's thesaurus memorized.
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Granted -- all memorized but you start using really big words all the time and soon nobody wants to talk with you. Also the folks at the drive-thru restaurant cannot understand one word you say and are unable to process your orders. You are very hungry now.
I wish my curried soup was more SPICY! I feel robbed.
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Granted. The Spice Girls are swimming in your soup.
I wish it would snow here. A lot. So I could have a four-day weekend.
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Granted, but you can't get out of the house and all you have to eat is Raman Noodles.
I wish I had an occasion to use that big hulking walking Smiley Guy in a message.
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Granted, you just did, now stop it.
I wish I could move my desk into one of the recently vacated offices here.
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Go ahead and move into the office. (If anyone asks say "Ross said it was okay"). Unfortunately after you move in you discover the real reason it was vacated. (Fleas will be gnawing on your legs).
I wish for some really good wishes...
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Granted but they are so good that nobody wants to play with you anymore.
Side note, when I started working here the girl at the end of the hall... her office was infested with fleas.
I wish I could hand sketch better than I do.
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Granted, now you hand sketch so well that your pencils can't handle it and they all break.
I wish that my brain would warm back up faster after coming back from vacation.
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Granted but now you have a severe fever.
I wish I could find an excellent and trustworthy contractor to do my major house repairs.
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