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    boofredlay
    last edited by 19 Jan 2008, 02:02

    Granted but they are so good that nobody wants to play with you anymore.

    Side note, when I started working here the girl at the end of the hall... her office was infested with fleas. ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

    I wish I could hand sketch better than I do.

    http://www.coroflot.com/boofredlay

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      architectboy
      last edited by 19 Jan 2008, 19:49

      Granted, now you hand sketch so well that your pencils can't handle it and they all break.

      I wish that my brain would warm back up faster after coming back from vacation.

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        boofredlay
        last edited by 20 Jan 2008, 04:14

        Granted but now you have a severe fever.

        I wish I could find an excellent and trustworthy contractor to do my major house repairs.

        http://www.coroflot.com/boofredlay

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          Ross Macintosh
          last edited by 20 Jan 2008, 10:53

          Granted but you like this contractor so much you keep finding more & more work around the house just so you can keep the contractor in your life. Soon you are bankrupted. ๐Ÿ˜ข

          I wish Boo's renovations would just magically be complete. No muss or fuss, just done with a finger snap and some magic words like "shiminey-jiminey-doo-I-think-I-smell-poo" and presto all the renovations are done. ๐Ÿ˜

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            architectboy
            last edited by 20 Jan 2008, 22:06

            Granted, but the magic took its materials from your house which got turned into a tiny shed.

            I wish that I could figure out why the sound system at our church is acting funny.

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              boofredlay
              last edited by 21 Jan 2008, 00:47

              @unknownuser said:

              I wish that I could figure out why the sound system at our church is acting funny.

              Granted but you find out that acting was not involved at all.

              I wish I could pull off shaving my head and look good.

              http://www.coroflot.com/boofredlay

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                SchreiberBike
                last edited by 21 Jan 2008, 04:03

                Granted. You are now Yul Brynner, the only white guy who looks good with his head shaved, and you keep singing "Shall We Dance, budump bump".

                I wish the grant which is funding my job would be extended.

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                  boofredlay
                  last edited by 21 Jan 2008, 04:36

                  Granted but Graaaaant, they guy funding your job, decides he does not need you anymore.

                  I wish I could remember names better.

                  http://www.coroflot.com/boofredlay

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                    Ross Macintosh
                    last edited by 21 Jan 2008, 09:55

                    Granted - now you remember everyone's name all the time but aquantiances are creeped out - wondering if you are a stalker!

                    I wish there will be no economic recessions.

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                      SchreiberBike
                      last edited by 21 Jan 2008, 14:43

                      Granted. Every economy on earth continues to grow without pause and all but a few die of starvation.

                      I wish that we could slow growth without recessions.

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                        boofredlay
                        last edited by 22 Jan 2008, 18:59

                        Granted but now everything smells like wet moss... โ“ ๐Ÿ˜•

                        I wish I was set up with dual monitors.

                        http://www.coroflot.com/boofredlay

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                          Daniel
                          last edited by 22 Jan 2008, 21:27

                          Granted, but they are both 12" CRT monitors.

                          I wish I had more time (in general).

                          My avatar is an anachronism.

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                            boofredlay
                            last edited by 23 Jan 2008, 14:42

                            Granted but your extra general time is being taken away from mine and I want it back.

                            I wish I could get motivated to get back on a healthy diet.

                            http://www.coroflot.com/boofredlay

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                              Daniel
                              last edited by 23 Jan 2008, 17:29

                              Granted, but no buts about it. When you go home look at your kid(s) and realize what little time you have with them is precious, and you want to make sure you are there for them. How's that for motivation?

                              I wish Eric would give me back that general time.

                              My avatar is an anachronism.

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                                Tobobo
                                last edited by 25 Jan 2008, 14:27

                                Granted but due to the cut in interest rates and the losses suffered by the French Bank you get less time than you lost in the first place.

                                I wish that I could skip my chartership reports and get chartered

                                Toby

                                Philippians 4:13

                                I can do everything through him who gives me strength.

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                                  boofredlay
                                  last edited by 25 Jan 2008, 22:53

                                  Granted but now the government wants you to retrieve their money.

                                  I wish I could focus on just one... Ooo look, a squirrel.

                                  http://www.coroflot.com/boofredlay

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                                    Ross Macintosh
                                    last edited by 26 Jan 2008, 11:38

                                    Granted, you have a very focused staring contest with your daughter. ๐Ÿ˜ฒ You stare at each other for 47 minutes 16 seconds until she cracks a smile. You Win! ๐Ÿ˜ Unfortunately now you can't loose that focused intensity. You are locked in a stare... ๐Ÿ˜ฒ It is a curse! You are forced to wear dark glasses. ๐Ÿ˜Ž They look cool but make it hard to drive at night.

                                    I wish I could get paid for granting wishes...

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                                      SchreiberBike
                                      last edited by 26 Jan 2008, 15:37

                                      Granted. You are now a chartered yacht and rich families rent you to sail around the Caribbean.

                                      I wish I could lose 7.2 billion dollars.

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                                        Tobobo
                                        last edited by 28 Jan 2008, 13:13

                                        Granted but it's a penny per 10 wishes, and now the IRS want you to pay tax on it.

                                        I wish that the Giants win the superbowl and stick it to the Patriots

                                        Toby

                                        Philippians 4:13

                                        I can do everything through him who gives me strength.

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                                          Daniel
                                          last edited by 28 Jan 2008, 17:11

                                          Granted, but to do so they cheat, are caught, and banned from ever playing professional football again.

                                          I wish the beurocracy with government funded projects would get easier.

                                          My avatar is an anachronism.

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