A Fun Little Game, Continued...
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Granted, but I don't know what the hell you are talking about, so it doesn't count.
I wish I knew what to buy with all the billions of dollars I made from discovering the cure for the common cold.
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Granted but as the annoying advert sung, You have to buy the world a Coke.
You'll all be relived to know that my wish came true and beat the Miami Dolphins 38-10
I wish that I could decide on which digital SLR to get.
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Granted but nobody else cares because this topic dropped to page 7
I wish I were home right now.
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Granted, but no one else is home, and you soon succumb to loneliness and ennui.
I wish we (the U.S.) had better presidential candidates.
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Granted but you are incredibly ill on election day and don't get to vote.
I wish I had the current Websters dictionary and current Roget's thesaurus memorized.
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Granted -- all memorized but you start using really big words all the time and soon nobody wants to talk with you. Also the folks at the drive-thru restaurant cannot understand one word you say and are unable to process your orders. You are very hungry now.
I wish my curried soup was more SPICY! I feel robbed.
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Granted. The Spice Girls are swimming in your soup.
I wish it would snow here. A lot. So I could have a four-day weekend.
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Granted, but you can't get out of the house and all you have to eat is Raman Noodles.
I wish I had an occasion to use that big hulking walking Smiley Guy in a message.
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Granted, you just did, now stop it.
I wish I could move my desk into one of the recently vacated offices here.
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Go ahead and move into the office. (If anyone asks say "Ross said it was okay"). Unfortunately after you move in you discover the real reason it was vacated. (Fleas will be gnawing on your legs).
I wish for some really good wishes...
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Granted but they are so good that nobody wants to play with you anymore.
Side note, when I started working here the girl at the end of the hall... her office was infested with fleas.
I wish I could hand sketch better than I do.
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Granted, now you hand sketch so well that your pencils can't handle it and they all break.
I wish that my brain would warm back up faster after coming back from vacation.
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Granted but now you have a severe fever.
I wish I could find an excellent and trustworthy contractor to do my major house repairs.
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Granted but you like this contractor so much you keep finding more & more work around the house just so you can keep the contractor in your life. Soon you are bankrupted.
I wish Boo's renovations would just magically be complete. No muss or fuss, just done with a finger snap and some magic words like "shiminey-jiminey-doo-I-think-I-smell-poo" and presto all the renovations are done.
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Granted, but the magic took its materials from your house which got turned into a tiny shed.
I wish that I could figure out why the sound system at our church is acting funny.
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I wish that I could figure out why the sound system at our church is acting funny.
Granted but you find out that acting was not involved at all.
I wish I could pull off shaving my head and look good.
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Granted. You are now Yul Brynner, the only white guy who looks good with his head shaved, and you keep singing "Shall We Dance, budump bump".
I wish the grant which is funding my job would be extended.
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Granted but Graaaaant, they guy funding your job, decides he does not need you anymore.
I wish I could remember names better.
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Granted - now you remember everyone's name all the time but aquantiances are creeped out - wondering if you are a stalker!
I wish there will be no economic recessions.
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Granted. Every economy on earth continues to grow without pause and all but a few die of starvation.
I wish that we could slow growth without recessions.
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