A Fun Little Game, Continued...
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Granted your computer is now a HAL 9000 series, much faster, but at the same time he is obsessed in finishing your work ( AKA the mission ), and the biggest danger to your work is you, so he constantly tries to kill you now.
I wish my avatar pic worked.
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Granted. Your avatar is a small white rectangle.
I wish I wake up faster in the morning.
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Granted but you soon tire of being woken by a bucket of ice cold water, not to mention the associated illness that plagues you.
I wish that I could teach sketch up and adobe program all day instead of doing my normal boring work.
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Granted but you teach squirrels and well, it just does not seem as satisfying as you thought.
I wish I could get these components finished quicker.
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Granted, but upon seeing how quickly you get them done, your boss believes you can get twice as much work done in the same amount of time.
I wish, hope, and pray that the stores aren't too crowded tomorrow night when I do my Christmas shopping.
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Granted but what on earth are you going to buy at Kiki's adult leather emporium?
I wish it would snow in Huntsville this year, even if it shuts us down for a while.
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Granted, but due to pollution, it is acid snow.
I wish someone would post in "A Fun Little Game, Part Deaux"
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Granted, but you won't like it.
I wish I did not have to kill Kevin
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Granted, I killed Kevin, not you.
I wish that I knew what to wish about.
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Granted but you better not tell us or Ross and Martina will have to kill you.
I wish I had some hot chocolate right now.
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"Oh my God, you killed Kevin! You bastards!" (ala SouthPark)
Granted, but your hot chocolate is actually hot choco-lax, courtesy of Kevin's friends at the Royal Society of Office Tea Boys.
I wish Ross and Martina don't exact too painful a revenge. (who am I kidding, yes I do)
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Granted, they don't take revenge at all.
I wish that we knew who killed Kevin.
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@unknownuser said:
I wish that we knew who killed Kevin.
Granted, you did. Didn't you read your post above?
I wish I had not drank that hot chocolate just now.
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Granted but now you are forced to drink the super tea developed in Shangri-La.
I wish that my IT dept would not be tight and get enough CAD licences for everybody in the building.
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Granted, but they are all for AutoCAD Release 1, from 1982. And your company cannot afford to update them to a newer version.
I wish my next due date would be extended a few days.
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Granted. You will give birth ten days later.
I wish I could concentrate on the boring stuff and get it done.
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Granted, but you start to like it
I wish my dream of last night was true.
Anssi
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Granted, but you will never be allowed to dream again.
I wish the beautiful girls on the building across the street would move out, so i can properly focus on my work!
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Granted, your landlady has bundled them into your apartment!
I wish Anssi would be allowed to dream again.
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Granted, but all his dreams, no matter how bizarre, come true for you.
I wish I didn't have to fax this twelve page addendum to thirteen parties.
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