A Fun Little Game, Continued...
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Granted but you get loads of copies of the Spice Girls Greatest Hits and one copy of Sketch Up for Dummies http://www.amazon.co.uk/Google-sup-%C2%AE-SketchUp-Dummies/dp/0470137444/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1196255119&sr=8-1
I wish that when i get home the sealant around my bath has fixed its self.
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granted but the sealant has become rogue and sealed all your house doors shut so you can't get in.
I wish I could stop promising "drawings by Friday"
to people when I mean "you'll be lucky" 
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Granted, But now you have no clients to draw for.
I wish I could figure out my lighting in kerkythea
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Granted, but your so overcome by the brilliance of it your blind to everything else.
I wish someone would give me a stereo for Christmas, so I can listen to the Spice Girls while reading SketchUp for Dummies.
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Granted but somehow the spice girls cd and sketchup for dummies book got switched and now your listening to sketchup for dummies narrated by the spice girls while reading a book of the spice girls lyrics.
I wish the hide and erase buttons wern't so close to each other. DAMIT
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Granted, now there is only an erase button. But now you know that anything which you have made into a component is still saved in the components menu and you have set up hot keys to do your hiding and erasing so that it doesn't matter where the buttons are.
I wish I could find the last five pages of the document I need my boss's boss to sign by the end of the day or I'm going to be in hot water with the legal department.
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@schreiberbike said:
I wish I could find the last five pages of the document I need my boss's boss to sign by the end of the day or I'm going to be in hot water with the legal department.
Granted but now nobody can find a pen.
I wish I did not worry so much.
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Granted, but your worrying has been replaced with paranoia. We're all out to get you.
I wish the wind would blow all the leaves (and just the leaves!) away to someplace I don't have to deal with them.
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Granted but the continuous howling wind is driving you crazy and makes your life unbearable.
I wish my home computer were faster.
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Granted your computer is now a HAL 9000 series, much faster, but at the same time he is obsessed in finishing your work ( AKA the mission ), and the biggest danger to your work is you, so he constantly tries to kill you now.
I wish my avatar pic worked.
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Granted. Your avatar is a small white rectangle.
I wish I wake up faster in the morning.
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Granted but you soon tire of being woken by a bucket of ice cold water, not to mention the associated illness that plagues you.
I wish that I could teach sketch up and adobe program all day instead of doing my normal boring work.
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Granted but you teach squirrels and well, it just does not seem as satisfying as you thought.
I wish I could get these components finished quicker.
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Granted, but upon seeing how quickly you get them done, your boss believes you can get twice as much work done in the same amount of time.
I wish, hope, and pray that the stores aren't too crowded tomorrow night when I do my Christmas shopping.
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Granted but what on earth are you going to buy at Kiki's adult leather emporium?
I wish it would snow in Huntsville this year, even if it shuts us down for a while.
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Granted, but due to pollution, it is acid snow.
I wish someone would post in "A Fun Little Game, Part Deaux"
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Granted, but you won't like it.
I wish I did not have to kill Kevin
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Granted, I killed Kevin, not you.
I wish that I knew what to wish about.
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Granted but you better not tell us or Ross and Martina will have to kill you.
I wish I had some hot chocolate right now.
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"Oh my God, you killed Kevin! You bastards!" (ala SouthPark)
Granted, but your hot chocolate is actually hot choco-lax, courtesy of Kevin's friends at the Royal Society of Office Tea Boys.
I wish Ross and Martina don't exact too painful a revenge. (who am I kidding, yes I do)
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