A Fun Little Game, Continued...
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Granted. 'Fraid you have a bad postal service, as their lenses have fallen out and broken.
I wish for manicotti
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Let's resurrect this one...
@unknownuser said:
I wish for manicotti
Granted but now your jaw has been wired shut so you have to blend it into a liquid and drink it.
I wish I could find a comfortable work chair.
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@boofredlay said:
Let's resurrect this one...
I wish I could find a comfortable work chair.
Granted, just remove the resurrection zombie from it first.
I wish I could find the common sense my (soon to be ex) wife lost somewhere along the way.
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Granted but you find it in your (soon to be ex) mother-in-law's underwear drawer.
I wish I did not have to have a cavity filled Wednesday.
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Granted, but now it will stay void.
I wish I didn't find this thread!
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Granted, you've now lost viewing privileges for this topic.
I wish Windows 10 would stop changing my keyboard so " becomes @ and @ becomes /
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Granted, but your keyboards grows legs and hides.
I wish the Star Trek Universe was real and we could communicate with aliens, apart from the aliens we have already (politicians), they just don't listen.
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Granted but now your home is infested with malevolent Tribbles from the Mirror universe.
I wish I had the time to learn Blender.
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Granted, you have all the time in the world to learn Blender as you are now unemployed.
I wish I took my opportunity to move to California when I was given it and not be stuck in Tex-ass.
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Granted, but now you have no textiles to cover your ass.
I wish I had my viewing privileges for this topic given back...
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Granted but now you need corrective eye surgery.
I wish I did not worry so much.
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