A Fun Little Game, Continued...
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Granted, you didn't, 'cause this is all a figment of your imagination. Your dreaming. But when you wake up, you find that your really Richard Simmons, the flamboyant and annoying weight-loss guru.
I wish everyone here peace and prosperity this new year. Well, except for that guy. And him. And I never cared for that guy over there. But the rest of you guys (and gals), yeah....
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Granted, but no exceptions are allowed and everyone receives your wishes for peace and prosperity.
I wish for an inexpensive source of thick leather for my workbench's vises (or perhaps for my vices).
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Granted, but the leather is un-treated, and still needs to be tanned. Have fun with that
I wish that it would snow a bit more here. -
Granted... two more flakes just fell.
I wish carrots tasted like chocolate.
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Granted, but now you're allergic to carrots... and chocolate.
I wish I had a free toblorone chocolate bar, which I could eat and didn't have anything that wouldn't be in a toblorone bar in it.
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Granted, the toblorone chocolate bar is free, but now it is enjoying its freedom and just ran away...
I wish I wouldn't have to go to sleep right now
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granted, you had to go to sleep over a half hour ago.
I wish sketchup had sculpting tools.
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Granted now you cant use sketchup.
i wish my wife would let me drive her car -
Granted, but before you could drive it, it broke.
I wish I understood why the adds in this thread are so random
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Granted but now there are too many.
i wish i knew what to wish for -
Granted, but your not allowed to post in this thread.
I wish i didnt have work today.
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Granted, now you have to work forever starting tommorow.
i wish i didnt get in a crash. -
Granted, but you have to wear a suit similar to that of the michelin man so you will be bounced well clear of any accident.
I wish i could have a picture of KDS in the aforementioned michelin man suit for my avatar (lots of cool points if you photoshop yourself in to a michelin man suit kevin
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Granted but it will look ugly and you have to keep it forever.
i wish i had photoshop -
Granted, but responding to complaints of complexity, the new version of PhotoShop is so simple that it's basically the same thing as Paint.
I wish I didn't have to do the dishes.
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Granted, you don't HAVE TO do the dishes, but eating off filthy plates over and over will be hazardous to your health.
I wish today would fly by quickly.
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Granted, but every other day will also fly by.
I wish i had a huge pile of cash.
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Granted but you have it in Hungarian "Pengő" which went through the biggest ever recorded hyperinflation
(one hundred million bill (read "billion") = 100 quintillion (100,000,000,000,000,000,000, or 10 on the 20 = 100 trillion) pengő.
I wish I didn' have to go back to work tomorrow.
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Granted, you call in "sick" tomorrow. But, while you are away, your superiors contemplate a new hire. Hearing no objections, they hire your new director who will start on the 21st. His name is Mr. G.W. Bush. But you can call him "dubbya".
I wish Gaieus luck; he will never hear archaeology pronounced correctly again.
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Granted. now you have bad luck (sorry couldnt think of anything)
Hey thats funny, bush cant pronounce nuculer right either (nor can i spell it)
i wish i didntbuy a vista when they first came out (2006-2007ish)
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