A Fun Little Game, Continued...
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Granted, but being so focused you fail to notice all else, and end up living for your work. All the joy goes out of your life. Many years later, when your an overworked, tired, old man, you wonder "whatever happened to my life?"
I wish Eric would get better soon.
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Granted Eric is all better but soon he'll find something else to complain about.
I wish, I wish, I wish... I wish I wasn't a fish.
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Granted, you're a small white dog.
I wish I had some candy to eat.
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Granted but you have share it with your brother Larry and your other brother Darrel.
I wish a had my own fire hydrant.
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Granted, but it is 50 feet tall.
I wish I weren't misunderstood.
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Granted. We understand you perfectly. We just don't like what we hear from you.
I wish for more time.
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Granted. You are now immortal, and have all the time in the universe, but since you are immortal you don´t have and ending and a start, so you are lost without knowing where you are going to, nor where you came from.
I wish i could end all my unfinished projects!
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Granted but now you are famous for not completing your work and can't get any job except tea boy
I wish that i could do this specification faster
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Granted, but you sacrifice accuracy for speed, with disastrous results. After your fired, the only job you can find is that of an office tea boy.
I wish everyone would like what they hear from me, too.
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Granted, but they cannot stop laughing (And you were serious)
I wish for antivirus software that wouldn't overtake my computer
Anssi
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I wish for antivirus software that wouldn't overtake my computer<<
Granted but the the software that you would install fails to recognize that you are an absent minded professor and will neglect to upgrade to the most recent version and thus will be exposed to all manor of virulent and nasty goose pimple inducing viruses.I wish that the xray vision glasses I ordered from a comic book when I was a kid actually worked.
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Granted, but as soon as you put them on, you realize that clothes were invented to hide things that you just shouldn't see.
I wish for a peaceful and thankful Thanksgiving day.
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Granted but you are on your own.
I wish that it will snow on Christmas Day in the uk.
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Granted, it will snow in the UK on Christmas Day. But now everyday is Christmas and your land is ruled by a joyous Jack Skellington.
I wish I could have safe, unlimited, instantaneous travel throughout the entire universe and any parallel universe(s) which may exist.
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Granted. You already have it, as we all
I wish our cat would like me.
Anssi
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Granted. Your cat does like you but perhaps a bit too much as he tries to romance your leg every chance he gets.
I wish I knew what I should get my wife for Christmas.
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Granted but now you can't afford it.
I wish I could remember exactly how to repack all our Christmas decorations in January.
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Granted but you have to start now as your other half has brought 20 new decorations
I wish that i had remembered to buy the milk yesterday
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Granted, you remembered to buy milk, but you forgot that you already had lots of milk at home, so to use all the milk before it goes bad you get a job as an office milk boy
I wish it was summer again so i could go to the beach
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Granted, but now you live in New Zealand and all your best friends are sheep. (That was the only bad thing I could think of for living in New Zealand, with all respect to my Kiwi friends.)
I wish I didn't have to go to work today, or tomorrow, or . . . .
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