I wish I'd thought of that.
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I wish that bloody cockerel in the field behind us would get raptured.
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Wonder what she's doing right now.
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Hm, dunno. She's just been stood up by God. Surely she's sobbing and eating ice cream. Lots of ice cream.
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Nah, I know the kind, even after a disaster like a tornado, earthquake, tsunami they are never mad at God, they strangely enough thank him for surviving instead. So I'm guessing they may be a little skeptical of the guy who suggested this rediculous idea and move on to the Koran burning dude or the homophobic Phelps chap for the next prediction.
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If you [re]read the 'small print' in the barmy Revelations 'interpretations'... the 'end' started yesterday [with all of the 'chosen ones' going up to heaven etc - obviously it seems that there were not many 'chosen'
]... then the 'ending' continues for another five months of 'torment' for the rest of humanity [i.e. I think that seems to be virtually all of us]... until it all goes poof! on 21st October !
The 'torment' looks like it'll be 'back to normal' then...
But then at least there's no need to buy Christmas presents this year
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