Quote of the Day
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'Eat pressure, sh!t results'
Anon
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I no longer have sex with my wife. I have too much respect for her...
Local at the Prince Albert Pub - Bowness. -
@toxicvoxel said:
I no longer have sex with my wife. I have too much respect for her...
Local at the Prince Albert Pub - Bowness.
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The only valid censorship of ideas is the right of people not to listen. ~Tommy Smothers
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'if you don't like whats on the channel, turn over or off' - PapaKhai to Khai.
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@khai said:
'if you don't like whats on the channel, turn over or off' - PapaKhai to Khai.
Thanks for staying tuned in to my thread.
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"You cannot make a man by standing a sheep on its hind legs. But by standing a flock of sheep in that position you can make a crowd of men."
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“This CGI bullshit is the death knell of cinema. If I'd wanted all that computer game bullshit, I'd have stuck my dick in a Nintendo.”
Quentin Tarantino
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not exactly quote 'of the day', but very funny otherwise;
“If God had not intended for us to eat animals, how come he made them out of meat?” Sarah Palin; 17th Nov 2009
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Pete, thats a quality quote if ever there was one.
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"Captain, it's enormous..." - Commander Riker.
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@khai said:
"Captain, it's enormous..." - Commander Riker.
Exaggeration is a blood relation to falsehood and nearly as blamable.
Hosea Ballou -
"What a waste of thumbs that are opposable
To make machines that are disposable"Annie DiFranco
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