All-new API with full access to all internal functions?

RickW · 1 Apr 2009, 19:04

According to Google , the new CADIE AI experiment has taken full control of all Google app development.

Rumor has it that this includes a revamped SU ruby API with full access to all internal commands, multicore processing, massive poly count support (billions of faces), a full-blown realtime photoreal render engine, and no more shadow bugs.

Though CADIE was not explicit on timetables ("she" is busy scouring the web and tracking down the author of the Conficker worm), analyst estimates were for a new release before May 1.

Chris Fullmer · 1 Apr 2009, 19:20

man I really liked the title of this post.......

Chris

RickW · 1 Apr 2009, 19:37

Sorry, Chris I added a question mark if that helps...

Chris Fullmer · 1 Apr 2009, 19:50

You've been so quiet lately I was hoping you went afk because they hired you to help organize the all-new API with full access to all internal functions.

thomthom · 1 Apr 2009, 20:32

mhwaaa... I thought I managed to get past this day without getting caught off-guard.

Phil Rader AIA · 2 Apr 2009, 01:55

i'VE BEEN PUNKED...