What NOT to do with a stolen iPhone

[Mike Lucey]

http://www.nypost.com/seven/03242009/news/regionalnews/manhattan/subway_cell_thief_e_nailed_161087.htm

[Dave R]

It's bad enough that he wasn't smart enough to avoid taking pictures of himself but to send them to his own e-mail address? And then to be labelled a "dummy" in the article. He might as well wear a neon sign that says, "I'm an idiot."

[MtnArch]

As Bill Engvall would say ...

"Here's your sign!"