A Fun Little Game, Part the Third
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Granted, but you can't eat it.
I wish this image would finish rendering.
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Done!
but it came out all crappy after 4 days of rendering.I wish my plum jam would finish boiling.
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Granted, but you forgot to add the plums.
I wish i wasnt hooked on milk.
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Granted, but now your hooked on crack
I wish Grand Theft Auto 4 was a virtual reality game.
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Granted, but you really suck at it and when u died in the game, you died in real life. (do you actually die in that game? I've never played).
I wish someone would do my work for me tonight.
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Granted, Ill do it but ill do it all wrong
I wish Chris knew more about one of the most popular games in the world (and yes you do die its a really awesome game its rated M for mature and for 17 and older but i still play it)
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Granted, but he doesnt know about anything else.
I wish i didnt have to work this morning.
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Granted, but while you were absent, your employer, in a sudden and fleeting fit of generosity, gave all emplyees present at that time the English equivalent of $1,000.00. Oh, and they installed windows 3.1 on your computer, too.
I wish my parental units would return from vacation, so I would be rid of these two dogs of theirs.
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Granted, but thye bought you back 2 dogs as a gift.
I wish windows 3.1 was gone from my computer.
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Granted, but now you have Windows 2.03
I wish I had a cookie right now...
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Granted, but its made from oatmeal and has pumpkin seeds and stuff in it.
I wish i had a wish that wasnt tainted in any way.
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Granted, but the catch with every other wish you make will be 10 times worse
I wish it wasn't raining right now.
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Granted, but while it is nice and sunny outside, urgent business calls you inside, where you learn all the computers at work have been downgraded to just DOS.
I wish my neighbors would stop cutting down their trees "because they might fall on my house" - CENSORED morons!
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Granted, but theyre blowing them out of existence with a rocket launcher now.
I wish rendres didnt take twice as long as im willing to ait for them.
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Granted, but by some fluke that occurs on your computer only, file size is inversely proportionate to render time.
I wish I didn't have insomnia.
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Granted... look out behind you!
I wish the Myst 10th Anniversary Edition worked on my new machine.
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Granted but your Myst disk (video game right) broke in 2
I wish my car render didn't take 30 hours to finish
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Granted, but you now realise it was actually a test render of a cube that you left going.
I wish i had a shiny new bike.
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Granted, but this is the bike. Aint it purty?
I wish I could afford Maxwell AND a trip to Hawaii.
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Granted, but you had to downgrade to DOS (3.1 is a bit advanced, i reckon.)
I wish i didnt get tired.
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