A Fun Little Game, Part the Third
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Granted, but its made from oatmeal and has pumpkin seeds and stuff in it.
I wish i had a wish that wasnt tainted in any way.
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Granted, but the catch with every other wish you make will be 10 times worse
I wish it wasn't raining right now.
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Granted, but while it is nice and sunny outside, urgent business calls you inside, where you learn all the computers at work have been downgraded to just DOS.
I wish my neighbors would stop cutting down their trees "because they might fall on my house" - CENSORED morons!
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Granted, but theyre blowing them out of existence with a rocket launcher now.
I wish rendres didnt take twice as long as im willing to ait for them.
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Granted, but by some fluke that occurs on your computer only, file size is inversely proportionate to render time.
I wish I didn't have insomnia.
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Granted... look out behind you!
I wish the Myst 10th Anniversary Edition worked on my new machine.
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Granted but your Myst disk (video game right) broke in 2
I wish my car render didn't take 30 hours to finish
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Granted, but you now realise it was actually a test render of a cube that you left going.
I wish i had a shiny new bike.
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Granted, but this is the bike. Aint it purty?
I wish I could afford Maxwell AND a trip to Hawaii.
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Granted, but you had to downgrade to DOS (3.1 is a bit advanced, i reckon.)
I wish i didnt get tired.
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Granted. Like the Energizer bunny, you keep going and going and going......but, no one really likes the Energizer bunny; that incessant drumming is annoying. Ya get my meaning, Remus?
It's 4:41...I wish it were 5:30, so I could leave work.
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granted but your car broke down, and you have no battery on your cellphone.
I wish Sketchup was the perfect program
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Granted but your computer died... and oh yeah, you have no battery for your cell phone.
I wish I could lift all the boxes needed to go in my attic with my mind.
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granted, but now your mind is connected to a cellphone and its battery just died. (MWAHAHA)
I wish my computer had not died
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Granted, but it's developed it's own awareness, and refuses to have anythng to do with lesser beings.
I wish next week would fly by quickly - eager for vacation.
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Granted but your vacation will fly by even faster.
I wish I had more energy.
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Granted. But now you don't have any excuses to do the "honey do" list your wife has waiting for you.
I wish my vacation wouldn't "fly by" as then I probably wouldn't have time to get that surprise for Boofredlay.
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Granted but don't bother getting me those mountain oysters or taking me on a snipe hunt, I would not appreciate it like you might think.
I wish my wife's list was not so long.
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granted, but now, each time you scrath your head , you miss your wife's long list.
I think i WISH TO TURN LEFT FAST. -
Granted, but now any and all conservative ideals are flying out the window!
I wish my car was a transformer and could drive me to work, and mess with all the bad drivers who seem to be stalking me.
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