CHUCK NORRIS

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IN THE BEGINNING, THERE WAS NOTHING.
...Then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

(Note: go to google, type "find chuck norris" then click 'I'm Feeling Lucky".)
Google won't search for Chuck Norris because they know that you don't find chuck Norris, chuck Norris finds you.

Broke-back mountain isn't just a movie: It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his backyard.

Every night, the boogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Some kids wear superman pajamas, Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

If Chuck Norris ever found out about this discussion, he'd just delete the internet.

Never save over 100 Chuck Norris jokes on your hard drive; if you do, it'll roundhouse kick it's way out of your computer.

Never ask yourself "What would Chuck Norris do?", because the answer is that he'd kick your àss.

The best part of waking up is NOT Folgers' in your cup, but knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.

If there was a chuck norris font, it would only contain the symbols:

again funny

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Chuck Norris has counted to infinity.... twice

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i saw that one.
Chuck Norris can crush atoms with his bare hands.

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i saw that on a site.

pav_3j

@kdsdesign said:

to find more look up:
chuck norris facts

he he, cheers for that, not sure i could have worked it out on my own...

tee hee.

pav

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lol

GUNAWAN W

chuck norris facts

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

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@gunawan w said:

chuck norris facts
7. Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

That's is a good one, keep em up

david_h

Chuck Norris Fact. . .Somebody told Chuck Norris that he was bad actor once. . . .just once.

rcossoli

jajajaja me much pleasure to read this post, here's my contribution.
Chuk Norris is so, so bad but that calls for a BIG MAC at Burger King, and we give free!
if I skip the part where they put this sorry

BTM

Chuck Norris once was denied an egg Mc.muffin at McDonalds, because it was after 11:00. He then roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.