CHUCK NORRIS
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Chuck Norris once had a sparring session with wolverine and ended up losing his right testicle.
You may know it by it's more common name, Jupiter.
Pav
oh and Dylan, i'd be careful, if Chuck Norris sees that (and no doubt he will) then he'll probably roundhouse you.
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I just read that Chuck Norris is a creationist. Not a joke unfortunately, just disappointing.
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@jackson said:
I just read that Chuck Norris is a creationist. Not a joke unfortunately, just disappointing.
You have to know that Chuck doesn't believe in evolution theory, as that would mean normal people could evolve to become a Chuck Norris. No one can!
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exactly kwistenbiebel. and he is aware of what he can create with his own hands - to create a universe isn't that much more after all.
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Chuck Norris doesn't run from the bulls in Pamplona; the bulls run from him.
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@kwistenbiebel said:
You have to know that Chuck doesn't believe in evolution theory, as that would mean normal people could evolve to become a Chuck Norris. No one can!
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@daniel said:
Chuck Norris doesn't run from the bulls in Pamplona; the bulls run from him.
True, but fact is that chuck never got to Pamplona, as Pamplona comes to him.
(off course, the bulls will stay there)Djeeeez, this is becoming sooo easy
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Chuck Norris Reads Chuck Norris Jokes:
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Chuck Norris says 'never'.
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@mateo soletic said:
Chuck Norris Reads Chuck Norris Jokes:
well, i never saw that coming!
brilliant
Pav
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Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.
Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.
Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.
Chuck Norris is expected to win gold in every swimming competition at the 2008 Beijing Olympics, even though Chuck Norris does not swim. This is because when Chuck Norris enters the water, the water gets out of his way and Chuck Norris simply walks across the pool floor.
Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.
The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.
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Einstein's Theory of Chuck Norris
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chuck norris=bad ass -
And he does hip-hop SCF style!!
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That's great Pete!It reminds me of that animated queer Spiderman that floated around on the web some years ago.
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Amazing.
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'Chuck Norris can chug a gallon of milk and not throw up'
That one actually is true
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Bad ass
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@chuck norris said:
'Chuck Norris can chug a gallon of milk and not throw up'
That one actually is true
So, like a gallon of milk without "upchucking"
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