CHUCK NORRIS

Daniel · 18 Jun 2008, 13:45

Chuck Norris doesn't run from the bulls in Pamplona; the bulls run from him.

Jackson · 18 Jun 2008, 13:50

You have to know that Chuck doesn't believe in evolution theory, as that would mean normal people could evolve to become a Chuck Norris. No one can!

kwistenbiebel · 18 Jun 2008, 13:50

@daniel said:

Chuck Norris doesn't run from the bulls in Pamplona; the bulls run from him.

True, but fact is that chuck never got to Pamplona, as Pamplona comes to him.
(off course, the bulls will stay there)

Djeeeez, this is becoming sooo easy

mateo soletic · 18 Jun 2008, 14:41

Chuck Norris Reads Chuck Norris Jokes:

ehaflett · 18 Jun 2008, 14:57

Chuck Norris says 'never'.

pav_3j · 18 Jun 2008, 14:57

@mateo soletic said:

Chuck Norris Reads Chuck Norris Jokes:

well, i never saw that coming!

brilliant

Pav

boofredlay · 18 Jun 2008, 16:13

Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.

Chuck Norris is expected to win gold in every swimming competition at the 2008 Beijing Olympics, even though Chuck Norris does not swim. This is because when Chuck Norris enters the water, the water gets out of his way and Chuck Norris simply walks across the pool floor.

Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.

The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.

Daniel · 18 Jun 2008, 16:20

Einstein's Theory of Chuck Norris

remus · 18 Jun 2008, 20:28

chuck norris=bad ass

solo · 20 Jun 2008, 16:54

And he does hip-hop SCF style!!

guite · 20 Jun 2008, 19:47

kwistenbiebel · 20 Jun 2008, 22:43

That's great Pete!

It reminds me of that animated queer Spiderman that floated around on the web some years ago.

Stinkie · 21 Jun 2008, 05:56

Amazing.

Chuck Norris · 23 Jun 2008, 17:07

'Chuck Norris can chug a gallon of milk and not throw up'

That one actually is true

mateo soletic · 23 Jun 2008, 17:09

Bad ass

dale · 23 Jun 2008, 19:12

@chuck norris said:

'Chuck Norris can chug a gallon of milk and not throw up'

That one actually is true

So, like a gallon of milk without "upchucking"

Archi Rag · 23 Jun 2008, 20:30

Chuck Norris is/was/once/has/mutated/electrified/owned/destroyed..... http://youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU

pav_3j · 23 Jun 2008, 22:10

best thread EVER

pav

kwistenbiebel · 24 Jun 2008, 06:13

@archi rag said:

Chuck Norris is/was/once/has/mutated/electrified/owned/destroyed..... http://youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU

Damn it! You got me Rick Rolled!

pav_3j · 24 Jun 2008, 09:44

@kwistenbiebel said:

@archi rag said:

Chuck Norris is/was/once/has/mutated/electrified/owned/destroyed..... http://youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU

Damn it! You got me Rick Rolled!

dude, we all were.
by the time you realise what is happening, it's too late.

pav