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    plot-paris
    last edited by 18 Jun 2008, 12:59

    @kwistenbiebel said:

    What happens when you try to find Chuck Norris with a Google search?chuck copy.jpg

    lets see how long Yahoo and eBay survive 🀣

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      dylan
      last edited by 18 Jun 2008, 13:08

      If Chuck Norris was a component, he would look like this


      Unleash the Guns

      http://dmdarchitecture.co.uk/

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        Jackson
        last edited by 18 Jun 2008, 13:20

        Chuck Norris doesn't run with the bulls... he runs with scissors!

        Jackson

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          pav_3j
          last edited by 18 Jun 2008, 13:21

          Chuck Norris once had a sparring session with wolverine and ended up losing his right testicle.

          You may know it by it's more common name, Jupiter.

          Pav

          oh and Dylan, i'd be careful, if Chuck Norris sees that (and no doubt he will) then he'll probably roundhouse you.

          Just won the 'Who is Least Competitive Championships' where trying to win will make you lose. Trying to lose makes you win which makes you lose. Not trying at all makes you lose which makes you win which makes you lose.

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            Jackson
            last edited by 18 Jun 2008, 13:29

            I just read that Chuck Norris is a creationist. Not a joke unfortunately, just disappointing. 😞

            Jackson

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              kwistenbiebel
              last edited by 18 Jun 2008, 13:33

              @jackson said:

              I just read that Chuck Norris is a creationist. Not a joke unfortunately, just disappointing. 😞

              You have to know that Chuck doesn't believe in evolution theory, as that would mean normal people could evolve to become a Chuck Norris. No one can!

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                plot-paris
                last edited by 18 Jun 2008, 13:38

                exactly kwistenbiebel. and he is aware of what he can create with his own hands - to create a universe isn't that much more after all.

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                  Daniel
                  last edited by 18 Jun 2008, 13:45

                  Chuck Norris doesn't run from the bulls in Pamplona; the bulls run from him.

                  My avatar is an anachronism.

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                    Jackson
                    last edited by 18 Jun 2008, 13:50

                    @kwistenbiebel said:

                    You have to know that Chuck doesn't believe in evolution theory, as that would mean normal people could evolve to become a Chuck Norris. No one can!
                    🀣

                    Jackson

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                      kwistenbiebel
                      last edited by 18 Jun 2008, 13:50

                      @daniel said:

                      Chuck Norris doesn't run from the bulls in Pamplona; the bulls run from him.

                      True, but fact is that chuck never got to Pamplona, as Pamplona comes to him.
                      (off course, the bulls will stay there)

                      Djeeeez, this is becoming sooo easy πŸ˜„

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                        mateo soletic
                        last edited by 18 Jun 2008, 14:41

                        Chuck Norris Reads Chuck Norris Jokes:

                        [Concept Illustrations](http://concept-illustrations.com/)

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                          ehaflett
                          last edited by 18 Jun 2008, 14:57

                          Chuck Norris says 'never'.

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                            pav_3j
                            last edited by 18 Jun 2008, 14:57

                            @mateo soletic said:

                            Chuck Norris Reads Chuck Norris Jokes:

                            well, i never saw that coming!

                            brilliant

                            Pav

                            Just won the 'Who is Least Competitive Championships' where trying to win will make you lose. Trying to lose makes you win which makes you lose. Not trying at all makes you lose which makes you win which makes you lose.

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                              boofredlay
                              last edited by 18 Jun 2008, 16:13

                              Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

                              Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

                              Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.

                              Chuck Norris is expected to win gold in every swimming competition at the 2008 Beijing Olympics, even though Chuck Norris does not swim. This is because when Chuck Norris enters the water, the water gets out of his way and Chuck Norris simply walks across the pool floor.

                              Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.

                              The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

                              Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.

                              http://www.coroflot.com/boofredlay

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                                Daniel
                                last edited by 18 Jun 2008, 16:20

                                Einstein's Theory of Chuck Norris
                                chuck-einstein.jpg

                                My avatar is an anachronism.

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                                  remus
                                  last edited by 18 Jun 2008, 20:28

                                  🀣 chuck norris=bad ass

                                  http://remusrendering.wordpress.com/

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                                    solo
                                    last edited by 20 Jun 2008, 16:54

                                    And he does hip-hop SCF style!!


                                    http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/4823/chuckycx4.gif

                                    http://www.solos-art.com

                                    If you see a toilet in your dreams do not use it.

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                                      guite
                                      last edited by 20 Jun 2008, 19:47

                                      🀣 🀣 🀣 🀣 🀣

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                                        kwistenbiebel
                                        last edited by 20 Jun 2008, 22:43

                                        🀣 That's great Pete!

                                        It reminds me of that animated queer Spiderman that floated around on the web some years ago.

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                                          Stinkie
                                          last edited by 21 Jun 2008, 05:56

                                          Amazing. 😲

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